I think standing ovations are one of the most ironic things in the world, by the way. But I'll take them, without… — Dylan Alcott Copy Share Image
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
They went inside. The young ones shuffled to a stop as their ironic sensibilities, which served them in lieu of souls, were… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
Its so ironic how the friends who say they will be there for you, are the ones who walk out first. — Holli Lou Copy Share Image
I sometimes think it ironic for an ex-seaman, longshoreman, truck driver, policeman, bus driver, etc... to find success writing children's novels. — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
I think it's ironic that I fell in love with a man I thought I would never be interested in because he's… — Jessica Simpson Copy Share Image
“It strikes me as horribly ironic that you apparently need a Fairy Godmother to properly manage your courtship of a Fairy Godmother.” — Jenniffer Wardell Copy Share Image
For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
Art shows and the institutions end up being the couriers for culture for the next generation and are an important component as… — Shepard Fairey Copy Share Image
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
It is ironic to watch the churches, including large sections of my own religion, surrendering to the spirit of modernity at the… — Irving Kristol Copy Share Image
I watched Master Class with Lorne Michaels on OWN. How can somebody produce a sketch show and talk for an hour and… — Andy Kindler Copy Share Image
The ironic is a mere ancient whisper in this torqued narrative: its odd violence feels true. Today & Tomorrow crashes through the… — Stacey Levine Copy Share Image
Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I want to make new and interesting music out of pop music in a way that isn't ironic. I want to stay… — Girl Talk Copy Share Image
I could vanish the silk better than Ben Vereen - that was for sure. So I think maybe they said, "Okay, maybe… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
The issue of religious liberty is absolutely critical. America was founded on three different types of liberty: political liberty, economic liberty, and… — Dinesh D'Souza Copy Share Image
I find it ironic and unfortunately because people are very vulnerable to populism now these days because they are desperate, we had… — Eva Kaili Copy Share Image
Decades ago, visitors from other planets warned us about the direction we were heading and offered to help. Instead, some of us… — Paul Hellyer Copy Share Image
I never used to watch horror films because I was a nervous type. I believed all the publicity about The Exorcist when… — Simon Boswell Copy Share Image
Our weapons are the ironic mind against the literal: the open mind against the credulous; the courageous pursuit of truth against the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic…That unknown was once very well known. It's where… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do. He who does… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Life is ironic Sometimes I look up at the night sky and think, how come your my whole universe to me but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so ironic. The people in my life who say, 'I'm always going to be here for you.' are the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By my reckoning, I only need about 200 more takeout coffee cups to complete my bitterly ironic mosaic of Al Gore. — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy is the same person who makes you sad and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's ironic, I used to ride my bike to make a living. Now I just want to live so that I can… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
It's ironic to watch a dress on a mannequin or a model on a catwalk who's not anything like the person that's… — Nigel Barker Copy Share Image
Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I guess it's ironic. I just did the Gucci cologne ad, and I was the cologne thief in junior high. — James Franco Copy Share Image
Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror. — William H. Macy Copy Share Image
The reason you might choose to embrace the artist within you now is that this is the path to (cue the ironic… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
I just want to be good at soccer and have a normal life; it is a little ironic that you can't have… — Park Ji-sung Copy Share Image
Its ironic, that you ask someone a question and you nag for the answer but when you get it you just wish… — Jamie-Leah Copy Share Image
It's ironic that when you go through a tragedy, you appreciate more. You realize how fragile life is and that there are… — Adam Grant Copy Share Image
It is unbelievably sad and ironic that the first victims of global warming are almost all going to come from places that… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
“That's ironic, because I always thought you were the ugliest out of all the angels.” — Cynthia Hand Copy Share Image
