“If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” — Sandra Byrd Copy Share Image
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The best thing to do after a bad breakup is eat alot of ice cream, not get back toghether. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“If I've learned anything so far, it's that ice cream is the great solution for miserable news.” — Rachel Saylor Copy Share Image
Try to know where the best ice cream is in any given airport terminal. — Cecile Richards Copy Share Image
“I'm ninety-five years old. I can have ice cream ten times a day if I want.” — Sarah N. Harvey Copy Share Image
We have lost the good old British spirit. Instead we have American journalism and black-shirted buffoons making a cheap imitation of ice-cream… — Oswald Mosley Copy Share Image
Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries and melon. Do I… — Emeril Lagasse Copy Share Image
When it rains, nobody hides inside. You just go out and enjoy it. The other thing I remember is begging my grandmother… — Raheem Sterling Copy Share Image
Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is… — Paul Schneider Copy Share Image
It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I did a deep dive into Japanese savory ice cream, flavored with the likes of octopus, cactus, ox tongue, wasabi, chicken wing… — Laurie Woolever Copy Share Image
Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I was taking… — J. W. "Bill" Marriott, Jr Copy Share Image
“His most famous paradox goes like this. I decide to walk to the ice cream store. Now certainly I can’t get to… — Jordan Ellenberg Copy Share Image
“James: Mugs can be used for all sorts of things. Tea, soup, ice cream. But after my mug stage, I kept with… — Kristen Tracy Copy Share Image
“Ice cream is like the sun, except instead of it being hot it’s cold. Also it’s edible and tasty and won’t make… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I thought I’d been getting along fine with the weekend visits and occasional summer sleepovers, but suddenly I was aware of all… — Bentley Little Copy Share Image
I was an extra in a movie called 'Demoted' starring Sean Astin and Michael Vartan. The movie was a real atrocity, but… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I've ever been to. I'm convinced… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“Aware she’d likely never tasted such a thing before, she took a cautious sip. Nothing came up. “The straw’s defective.” Dev shot… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Melted ice cream ran down the side of her cone, and she licked it off with slow, deliberate motions.” — Kirkus MacGowan Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I ain't no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
God put this game last, and it's just like putting a cherry on top of your Sundae. — Jonas Jennings Copy Share Image
Life is like an icecream it melts either you taste or you waste,so better you taste it. — Sumanthcv Copy Share Image
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, SHIVERING MADAM. — Liam Foster Copy Share Image
You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do. — Lou Albano Copy Share Image
I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne. — Jenna Lyons Copy Share Image
“I never in my life argued with a piece of cake or a bowl of ice cream.” — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“It's harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't buy happiness. But you can buy ice cream which is kinda the same thing. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Ice cream only buys twenty minutes of forgiveness from a hostile bitch—I’ve timed it.” — Morgan Blayde Copy Share Image
