“Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood?” — Donald Gorman Copy Share Image
“Well, this was uncomfortable. We should do it again sometime in the never future.” — Stacy O'Neale Copy Share Image
“AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“No one has ever seen a Brink's truck delivering money into a cemetery...so enjoy your life, while you still can!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?” — Bryan A. Fritz Copy Share Image
“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.” — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“You'll never know what psychopathic heights you're capable of, just lying there on the sofa” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Yeah, Mel! If she shoves you again, smack her in the face!" bellowed Mika. Kira glared at Mika. "I mean, beat her… — Katie Mattie Copy Share Image
“Getting wealthy may not cure every problem, but it sure can cure a lot of them.” — Dean Graziosi Copy Share Image
“Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!” — Christina Scalise Copy Share Image
“Being creative is good for the mind... I write because I don't want to take Prozac!” — Flossy Abraham Copy Share Image
“Kids, don’t trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision” — Juan Antonio Butler Copy Share Image
“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
