“People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.” — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
“Great. We're all bloody inspired,” Newt answered, then pointed over his shoulder, towards the Maze.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.” — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“Actually it's this easy to explain: When your time's up...poof...your time is up!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“If time takes orders from man, it would have been reviewed to yesterday to correct the things that are effective.” — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh Copy Share Image
“If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**” — Grandpa Copy Share Image
“No, you just keep polishing your fangs or whatever you guys do in there.” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest,… — Erica Goros Copy Share Image
“You don't have to go away to know where your home is, everyone knows where their home is. And if you don't,… — Morgan Matson Copy Share Image
“Many have been the wise speeches of fools, though not so many as the foolish speeches of wise men.” — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
“After all, her motto is "Better to ask for forgiveness than permission.” — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
“Give me chastity and constancy, but not yet." St. Augustine. "Amen" Odette” — Marie Clair Copy Share Image
“You are having a bad day? Remember it could always be worse... It could be me having a bad day!” — Mark W. Boyer Copy Share Image
“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” — Jason Barnett Copy Share Image
“The minute you stop caring about your business, is the same minute your business stops caring about you.” — Steven Ivy - Attorney Entrepreneur Copy Share Image
“A whole lot of good my IQ came when it came to judging his character.” — DiAnn Mills Copy Share Image
“Friends are the support bras of life. We don't let each other down.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.” — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“Whoever said that money didn't buy happiness was a damn fool. A damn fool who'd never been poor.” — Tom Cooper Copy Share Image
“Life is like Tyra Bank’s left breast. It’s not right it’s not fair & still people loves it for what it is.” — Yatin Patel Copy Share Image
“Tell the negativity committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.” — Martin E. P. Seligma Copy Share Image
“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.” — Jeff Somers Copy Share Image
“I was so jealous. I could compete against a dragon in a ‘breathing fire contest.” — Kalyani Rao Copy Share Image
“The first step in making your dreams come true is to wake up and get out of bed.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swans” — Zoë Marriott Copy Share Image
“More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.” — Donald Gorman Copy Share Image
“Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“In an angry fit, my mother had called him an airhead, who couldn't find his brain even if it came knocking on… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“But there simply was no grey area for him. There was only black, white, and annoying.” — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“And there you have it, Your Highness. Turning a jug of water into gold.” — Craig Thompson Copy Share Image
“If you can't appreciate someone So how come Someone will appreciate you” — Rehaman M Copy Share Image
“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their yoga pants.” — KariAnne Wood Copy Share Image
“Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?” — Lawana Blackwell Copy Share Image
“The problem with the world is that no one knows how to shit anymore!” — Ambrosio Molinos de las Heras in Michael Paterniti's The Telling Room Copy Share Image
“I’m fine with waving my naked soul at people one-on-one, but flop badly with trust and hate change. Leaps of faith give… — Michelle Frost Copy Share Image
“People don't stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you.” — Patti Digh Copy Share Image
