“If you can't impress them with your personality, baffle them with your bullsh**” — Grandpa Copy Share Image
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“Actually it's this easy to explain: When your time's up...poof...your time is up!” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
“If time takes orders from man, it would have been reviewed to yesterday to correct the things that are effective.” — Aihebholo-oria Okonoboh Copy Share Image
Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the… — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
“humor is a spiritual journey to see the world in a unique, amusing way.” — Ed Toolis Copy Share Image
“It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes." --Villa Incognito” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing because those who do something for the love of it do it for nothing.” — Mark Forsyth Copy Share Image
“I hadn’t gone to one dance in my entire high school career. I was six foot tall and a hundred and twenty… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest,… — Erica Goros Copy Share Image
“It's easy to be cynical in this day and age, but I believe that everyone has some good in them. And by… — John Hartnett Copy Share Image
“(On her son) I've met writer's block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered… — Cyrese Covelli Copy Share Image
“Do unto others as you'd have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of "What's in it for me?" and more… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
“If you stand to close to your reflection you do not see the full picture of who you are. When one heart… — Richard Bell Copy Share Image
“People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.” — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
“Great. We're all bloody inspired,” Newt answered, then pointed over his shoulder, towards the Maze.” — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
