I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabo Copy Share Image
My mum would like to see me on the cover of 'Good Housekeeping' demonstrating children's toys with some nice lipstick on. — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
To be an artist is to fail, as no other dare fail, that failure is his world and the shrink from desertion,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
A certain amount of housekeeping also goes on in my poems. I wash doorknobs, do dishes, mop floors, patch carpets, cook. — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
This county really needs them. We invite the Latinos to come here to process shrimp, to do the housekeeping jobs, to do… — Barbara Sullivan Copy Share Image
I look upon England today as an old gentleman who is travelling with a great deal of baggage, trumpery which has accumulated… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Real optimism is not the pep talk you give yourself. It is earned through the labor involved in emotional housekeeping. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“In the end, it takes phenomenal neatness of housekeeping to put it through the heads of men that they are swine.” — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
Christ sayeth not, Abstain from the flesh, from marrying, from housekeeping, etc., as the Papists teach, for that were even to invite… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
The mother cannot expect her daughter to understand the mysteries of housekeeping without education. She should instruct them patiently, lovingly, and make… — Ellen G. White Copy Share Image
In regards to those other franchises that are being remade, we must take pains to mention that we're the only one where… — David Kirschner Copy Share Image
Feminism, like Boston, is a state of mind. It is the state of mind of women who realize that their whole position… — Rheta Childe Dorr Copy Share Image
The cart before the horse is neither beautiful nor useful. Before we can adorn our houses with beautiful objects the walls must… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If a woman is not fit to manage the internal matters of a house, she is fit for nothing, and should never… — Harriet Elizabeth Prescott Spofford Copy Share Image
He was a clot looking for a place to happen, a splinter of bone hunting a soft organ to puncture, a lonely… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Growing up, my two favorite books were Woody Allen's 'Side Effects' and Phyllis Diller's 'Housekeeping Hints.' I carried that Phyllis Diller book… — Jill Davis Copy Share Image
“Meals, laundry, housekeeping, salon, exercise room, activities.” Alex ticked off the benefits as if Astrid didn’t comprehend the concept of “all included.”… — Olivia Newport Copy Share Image
Not a change for the better in our human housekeeping has ever taken place that wise and good men have not opposed… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
Managers are doing jobs they normally wouldn't do like housekeeping, working in the laundry and in the kitchen. — Jerry Hoganson Copy Share Image
From the start, I was focused on getting the Good Housekeeping Seal. I wanted to go on TV and tell everyone that… — Joy Mangano Copy Share Image
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
Many readers know my work first through 'Housekeeping,' simply because it was my only novel for a pretty long time. — Marilynne Robinson Copy Share Image
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has… — Edgar Bergen Copy Share Image
I think the vice of our housekeeping is that it does not hold man sacred. The vice of government, the vice of… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Buddhism, we say that life is like housekeeping in a dream. We may get a lot done, but in the end we… — Jamie Zeppa Copy Share Image
I am not exactly Mrs. Good Housekeeping, although I love to cook, bake, even iron, but only because it's not mandatory. — Rita Moreno Copy Share Image
The mother of a family should look upon her housekeeping and the planning of meals as a scientific occupation. — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I don't let housekeeping in when I stay in hotels. It cuts down on all the caustic cleaning products and aggressive water… — KT Tunstall Copy Share Image
Fathers and mothers are too absorbed in business and housekeeping to study their children, and cherish that sweet and natural confidence which… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Housekeeping is incredibly difficult with three kids. I'm trying to be more relaxed. You'll go insane if you try to have a… — Patrick Dempsey Copy Share Image
Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I always wondered why the makers leave housekeeping and cooking out of their tales. Isn't it what all the great wars and… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try. ---in Good… — Peggy Noonan Copy Share Image
The rule changes are pretty much smaller housekeeping stuff. We do have some fee increases proposed, and I'd guess the one that… — Craig Whipple Copy Share Image
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image