In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Being at home with my family always inspires me. I find it hard to be inspired when I'm on the move. I'm… — Stefon Harris Copy Share Image
If a hotel has a microwave, I always get a sweet potato and make sure I have a fork and I can… — Gail Kim Copy Share Image
I can't tell you how much I struggled after the golden slam. I had actual depression. I hadn't seen my family -… — Dylan Alcott Copy Share Image
For the live shows, I'm just getting my song together. I go back to my hotel room and I just listen to… — Pia Toscano Copy Share Image
St. Louis is a good example of a vibrant city. Having stayed in a hotel in 2011 overlooking Cardinals stadium when they… — Brad Feld Copy Share Image
People forget that after we get to our hotel rooms at night, we take a shower, we watch TV, eat room service… — Rihanna Copy Share Image
Initially when I got called up, I thought it would change my life. And it didn't. Then when I won the Most… — Joey Votto Copy Share Image
When you're shooting that fast end to end, you wake up in a hotel and you don't know where you are. You're… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in… — Graham Hill Copy Share Image
We talked a lot about Donald's [Trump] record on immigration. There is irony that he has made the center of his entire… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
You know, you walk through this hotel, you're not going to see all white people; you're not going to see all black… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I once stayed at a Ritz in D.C., paid for by a client, and when I asked to change rooms because mine… — Shawn Achor Copy Share Image
If you're following the news, you know that the major religions differ in their interpretation of the holy books. For example, one… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Hotel bars are pretty good. No one bothers me there. Restaurants are safe. People are quite respectful when you're eating. But what… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I get my most creative sort of energy after a show. So I love to go back to the hotel and compose… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I love when my hotel room has a fridge, and I simply shop at a local supermarket for things like Greek yogurt,… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
I'm very used to stages and dressing rooms. And dare I say it, much as I like being at home, I love… — Jay Kay Copy Share Image
I'm saying when young men get to the NCAA Tournament, let's find a way to get their parents and their brothers and… — Kelvin Sampson Copy Share Image
Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up… — Pete Townshend Copy Share Image
I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel… — Prince Copy Share Image
I went to a slumber party in a hotel. The whole hotel was rented out. The hotel was the party. It really… — Shannyn Sossamon Copy Share Image
Being a competitor, you always believe you can come back. I'll be up at 3 in the morning watching World Cup races… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Even clingfilm - if it's gone over a salad bowl, take it off, use it again. I wash out carrier bags; I… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Father expected a good deal of God. He didn't actually accuse God of inefficiency, but when he prayed his tone was loud… — Clarence Day Copy Share Image
I try to travel as light as possible to avoid baggage issues. Los Angeles airport is notorious for baggage delays, so I'll… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I don't have a crazy rider clause saying I have to stay at fancy hotels. I don't have a problem with staying… — Mark Ronson Copy Share Image
A lonely man is a lonesome thing, a stone, a bone, a stick, a receptacle for Gilbey's gin, a stooped figure sitting… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening,… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I perform in theaters, international stages with people screaming for me, and then I go back to my hotel room, take all… — Violet Chachki Copy Share Image
We [with Les Charles] started talking about hotel stories, and we found that a lot of the action was happening in the… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It was the early 1970s and I was recently divorced. I had three kids and was totally broke. I managed to find… — William Shatner Copy Share Image
The Ritz Hotel has never yet provided game of such wondrous flavor as the bird plucked and half-cooked over the small boys'… — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
I always traveled by myself on the airplane, stayed at hotels by myself. Even though I got some big campaign, I couldn't… — HoYeon Jung Copy Share Image
Ah, I like the look of packing crates! A household in preparation for a journey! ... Something full of the flow of… — Lorraine Hansberry Copy Share Image
You have a book like 'The Shining,' where the hotel is scary - but scarier because it's the haunted house of Jack… — Scott Snyder Copy Share Image
You know the first time I sat in the chair I felt anything but up, it was very emotional for me. I… — Gregory Hines Copy Share Image
Even after premieres or events, some of the stars are like, 'Let's go out' and I just go back to the hotel… — Ed Skrein Copy Share Image
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