“If you had watched any of those three wonderful films, you would have caught Vampire Gym Teacher # 2: Back to Cruel,… — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
“ Too bad the Nazis aren't vampires , Ollie thought. At least with vampires, they could be deterred with holy water, crosses,… — Alan Hlad Copy Share Image
Wal-mart started selling “Vampire Home Defense Kits”, including holy water, crosses, stakes, mallets, and a book of quick blessings to bar vampires… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?” “Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?” Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
“Stop staring at me,” she said. “I won’t perish, except perhaps of mortification.” “I am not staring at you because I am… — Katharine Ashe Copy Share Image
“Ok. Listen. I not know where all you morons come from but holy water no hurt Bigfoot. Garlic and Crucifix also no.… — Graham Roumieu Copy Share Image
“It was the general opinion of ancient nations, that the divinity alone was adequate to the important office of giving laws to… — John Adams Copy Share Image
“Whether you are a good or bad writer is an irrelevancy when you first begin. What's important is that you write, you… — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
“The obstinacy of antiquated institutions in perpetuating themselves resembles the stubbornness of the rancid perfume which should claim our hair, the pretensions… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Ben had the most expressive face I’d ever seen. When he told a story, he dove into it, re-enacting each character with… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
“What's with the super soaker?" -Stephine "I had a stork of genius when you called me this morning I said what do… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay. Cause I could draw, my uncle was and I… — Macklemore Ryan Lewis Copy Share Image
“Caravaggio to another. I’m sure that’s crossed Ariosto’s mind, Coffin considered. Wonder if he’s more focused on retrieving this one, or if… — Noah Charney Copy Share Image
“I was ready when Quentin approached me after school the following day. “Genie,” he said. “Please. Let me expl—moomph!” “Stay away,” I… — F.C. Yee Copy Share Image
“So what actually goes on with all this religion business? Does it really matter whether you’re a Gnostic, a Christian, a Muslim,… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“Ukamaka watched him and thought how much more subdued Catholic Masses were in America; how in Nigeria it would have been a… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
