Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
They were saying, 'Keep this under your hat, but Jack Sparrow's going to die in the second movie.' I went, 'You're kidding… — Geoffrey Rush Copy Share Image
A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out… — Carl Sandburg Copy Share Image
I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always had a Yankees hat around. It was my thing. It was so cool to embody yourself or think about being… — Corey Seager Copy Share Image
No man is uninteresting when his hat is blown off and he has to scuttle after it down the street. — Robert Wilson Lynd Copy Share Image
Hats go a long way towards adding a touch to your outfit, different colors and different designs. — Justin Jefferson Copy Share Image
It is madness to wear ladies' straw hats and velvet hats to church; we should all be wearing crash helmets. Ushers should… — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
Writing is not work. In fact, theres nothing better. Writing is something that if the music business went completely away tomorrow -… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I want to be honest about the world that we live in, and sometimes my political persuasions come through in my work.… — Alexander McQueen Copy Share Image
If I'm playing country, I gotta have my country hat and my cowboy boots. I gotta have a voice, and the third… — Hank Williams III Copy Share Image
Of the authors writing in English, I'd mention Shakespeare and Milton. But all this is terribly high-hat and makes me sound very… — William Golding Copy Share Image
If you're crazy enough to put your hat into the ring of speculation and punditry, you're going to get some turbulence. But… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Like if you're Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only in the middle of your head. But it all becomes… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I kept buying bucket hats. Next thing I knew, I felt like I didn't look right without one. — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I think of an author as somebody who goes into the marketplace and puts down his rug and says, "I will tell… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When I want to be incognito, I don't wear any hat. Unfortunately, even without the hat, they now recognise me in Paris. — Amelie Nothomb Copy Share Image
Towards the end it got really rough. I take my hat of to Alice, he's still doing it. This is probably more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have thousands and thousands of hats. Some are the most outrageous hats in the world. They are my disguise. I hide… — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I am not big on jewelry, but I do love hats as an accessory, specifically snap backs and beanies. — Jourdan Dunn Copy Share Image
Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day. — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I ain't trying to keep up with the trends - the hats, the hair colours, the dress codes. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
I do not think I had ever seen a nastier-looking man. Under the black hat, when I had first seen them, the… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
There's not much who would have hit him [Fabio Capello] in the eye and made him put his hat on. — Glenn Hoddle Copy Share Image
But I can't and don't ever want to write bell-yanking confetti-tossing hat-throwing poems. — Andrew Motion Copy Share Image
Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
“I’m wearing one of Clara’s hats, which are much smarter than mine, close and brimless like a cap. Isn’t it funny, how… — Beatriz Williams Copy Share Image
You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
I have never been able to wear a hat. My hair is peculiar in that it grows so fast that any hat… — Nancy Spain Copy Share Image
Certainly, you're not going to able to go and pull a Mark Mulder out of your hat somewhere. — Billy Beane Copy Share Image
I don't believe I ever saw an Oklahoman who wouldn't fight at the drop of a hat -- and frequently drop the… — Robert E. Howard Copy Share Image
Henry turned his hat in his hands but went on looking at Diana in a way that made her want to crawl… — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
I actually have two hats in my office; one says "network," one says "studio." Paul Lee over at ABC sent those over… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are you not where you belong? / A black hat on a hook says nothing. / Ashes mirror ashes / In a mirroring window. — Mary Jo Bang Copy Share Image
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