“The thing about elves is they've got no... begins with m," Granny snapped her fingers irritably. "Manners?" "Hah! Right, but no" "Muscle?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Peabody, you never cease to amaze me." "One day I'll tell you about my granny and her five lovers." "Five lovers isn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is out of reality that the most peculiar tale of all is born ... Some call me the Elder Granny, others… — Hans Christian Andersen Copy Share Image
“Grown-ups don’t look like grown-ups on the inside either. Outside, they’re big and thoughtless and they always know what they’re doing. Inside,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mo Sheanmháthair Ar ais arís lá breá Lúnasa Canach geosadáin ar foluain Ar chuile leoithne ghaoithe Do theach ina sceatraigh Na cróite… — Deirdre Brennan Copy Share Image
Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you live your life with imagination and verve, God will play along just to see what outrageously entertaining thing you'll do… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Okay, um…you guys have fun, and Dwayne, if you’re going to eat you need to be discreet. We’re used to a variety… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
I grew up listening in awe to stories of their wartime adventures. My granny, Joan, was a journalist and wrote amazing letters… — Laura Carmichael Copy Share Image
“But--" she tried not to wail, but her voice crept upward, anyway "--I want to go HOME--" "And I want a palace… — Mercedes Lackey Copy Share Image
“Fifty years isn’t too bad. With luck you might see it happen when you’re a sweet, old granny, dandling big fat babies… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
“Don't stop at the Ford's because they're at Gerald Flatt's," a short kid says in passing. "Super dooper!" Granny's dentures clickity-clack. "Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My granny Torrelli says when you are angry with someone, so angry you are thinking hateful things, so angry maybe you want… — Sharon Creech Copy Share Image
I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
