Granny Quotes · Page 3

[Queen Elizabeth] is just the granny queen! She's our granny queen who shakes people's hands!

— Vanessa Kirby

“Magrat knew she had lost. You always lost against Granny Weatherwax, the only interest was in seeing exactly how.”

— Terry Pratchett

“the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny”

— David Walliams

“.” Granny said, and cleared her bone-dry throat for a second try. “Esk?”

— Terry Pratchett

Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great.

— Prince Harry

Granny hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever. =}

— PrinceAzheef

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point.

— Maggie Smith

“Not just a job, but a lifestyle,” Granny often snorts. Mum is not someone you go with, she’s someone you follow.”

— Fredrik Backman

Human beings should stick together. Honestly, if I see a red-haired person with blue eyes now, I say, 'Is your granny black?'

— Grace Jones

“He’ll also cut you some slack if you’re astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions…

— Dean Koontz

But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people,…

— Terry Pratchett

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those…

— Simone Elkeles

I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a…

— Terry Pratchett

My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call…

— Terry Pratchett

I'd like to cook for my granny one more time. I cooked for her a couple of times before she passed away,…

— Arthur Potts Dawson

“She said families walk hand in hand. Granny would hold my other hand. I have never been abandoned by anyone. Even though…

— Sohn Won-Pyung

“For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting…

— Terry Pratchett

“I’ve got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol,” said Granny. “A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If…

— Terry Pratchett

I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in…

— Terry Pratchett

Believe me. There's nothing natural about a red-carpet experience. People scream your name at the top of their voices, 100 of them…

— Naomi Watts

I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for…

— Brian Clough

My granny was very concerned that we weren't baptised - Mum had been desperate to escape her own Catholic upbringing. But Granny…

— Natascha McElhone

And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly…

— Tamora Pierce

“If Granny were alive and well in the closet, why didn't she say anything when her granddaughter was struggling with the difference…

— Vivian Vande Velde Cloaked in Red

“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.…

— Terry Pratchett

They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that

— Jane Couch

“I asked Granny one time if she thought green might be God's favorite color since he'd made so many shades of it.”

— Sheila Kay Adams

“Her granny used to say, We've always been poor as Job's turkey and most likely always will be.”

— Silas House

“Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.”

— Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri

My granny was always mourning about the fact I wear dull, stained jeans or don't brush my hair.

— Twinkle Khanna

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything.

— Maggie Smith

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

— Terry Pratchett

“My granny used to say if you’re too sharp you’ll cut yourself,”

— Terry Pratchett

“Thanks to Granny’s bad eyesight, she thought he was an extremely furry infant.”

— Chris Colfer

I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"'

— Jessica Biel

For many artists and critics, beauty is a discredited idea. It denotes the saccharine sylvan scenes and cheesy melodies that appealed to…

— Roger Scruton

“I'm not done arguing with you, Mrs.Fletcher. I'm going to convince you yet." "Well I reckon I got ten or twenty more…

— Frances O'Roark Dowell

My mum still says the biggest mistake I ever made was not being Benedict Lloyd-Hughes. She's very upset. But the only one…

— Ben Lloyd-Hughes

My granny died of cancer she was in her early fifties and in her first year of retirement. It's the cruellest thing…

— Lucy Beaumont

I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of…

— Dylan Moran