We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the… — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for… — Bob Hope Copy Share
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing… — Bob Hope Copy Share
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I… — Bob Hope Copy Share
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