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When I don't have a girlfriend, who I am answerable to, I can go out and hang with people. But whether you… — Shahid Kapoor Copy Share Image
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If you believe you have a just cause, an important message, or a key contribution to make, you will be just as… — Laurie Beth Jones Copy Share Image
I thought that I was going to be Mrs. Michael Jackson, but I was ready at 20 and 21 to get married,… — Stephanie Mills Copy Share Image
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
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My first girlfriend, when I was about 18, was a fashion designer, and my sister was a fashion designer as well. I've… — Johan Lindeberg Copy Share Image
The average person is either a weakling, or just a happy person who wants to get along, or thinks being tough is… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
Wats cute feelin in love? Girlfriend will b thinkin abt boyfriend N suddnly a SMS beeps frm her mobile sayin- honey stop… — ZhatsPrincess Copy Share Image
“And even though he doesn't mean it like I-want-to-leave-my-girlfriend-and-start-dating-you cute, something flickers inside of me. The "force of strength and destruction" Tita… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Girl you spent time with not drinking and screwing. Girl you hang out with when you could have been doing something else.… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
I'm perfectly happy to have the reputation as a comedian. I love comedies, I would love to be doing more comedies. But… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
Let us say your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend makes you happy. If they leave, you're bound to be unhappy. You are the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
One of the things I loved about working on 'Portal' was that we'd get emails from people saying, 'I love to play… — Kim Swift Copy Share Image
I've got girlfriends who call me 'Raye' or 'L. Raye', but when somebody calls me 'Lisa', it's like, 'You've got two more… — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick Copy Share Image
My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't… — Layne Staley Copy Share Image
[Growing up in rural Ohio], all of my girlfriends were cheerleaders. I'm more comfortable with straight women. I don't have any lesbian… — Jackie Warner Copy Share Image
I try not to blame the public, because the public - men, especially - have seen not great portrayals of women in… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says,… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good… — Spalding Gray Copy Share Image
There must be something here for me to get or to share or to do. So I have the duty that I… — Gary Kraftsow Copy Share Image
I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philosophy books, annoying my girlfriend with… — Parker Young Copy Share Image
Does Patch have a restraining order against him?' he read. 'Is Patch a felon?' 'Give-me-that!' I hissed furiously. Patch gave a soft… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
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Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I mean, you can't have sex until you're married if you're Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out.… — Bert McCracken Copy Share Image
I love to cook and really enjoy cleaning my house. People always tease me about getting a maid. My girlfriend tells me… — Amy Weber Copy Share Image
I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing… — Rebecca Romijn Copy Share Image
I put her on my plate then I do the dishes She my motivation, I am her transportation Cause I let her… — Khalifa Firas Copy Share Image
Some BOY's hold their Girlfriend's hand in malls Bcoz if they leave her hand she'll start shopping.. It looks Romantic but actually… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Wives and girlfriends really shouldn't be anywhere near the band. Not at all. Anyone who's listening to their girlfriend, they shouldn't be… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
If there's friends around, I'll cook. Or if I have a girlfriend. But on my own I kind of fell out of… — Michael Fassbender Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
My first girlfriend broke up with me on a yellow legal pad. After she picked me up from the airport one day,… — Max Winkler Copy Share Image