Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 5

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

— Jay Leno

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

— Katie MacAlister

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than…

— Adelle Davis

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

— Rajneesh

I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier

— Woody Harrelson

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

— H. L. Mencken

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your…

— Steve McConnell

Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we…

— Maria Shriver

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What…

— Rachel Maddow

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

— Anita Manning

“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.”

— Paula Wall

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

— Kareena Kapoor

I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.

— Thomas A. Edison

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

— Erma Bombeck

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

— Danica McKellar

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

— Terry Pratchett

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

— Mark Twain

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the…

— H. L. Mencken

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

— Albert Einstein

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

— Maynard James Keenan

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love…

— Anne Lamott

The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.

— Carly Fiorina

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

— Groucho Marx

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

— Pamela Anderson

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

— Russell Conwell

I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper…

— Nicki Minaj

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

— Mark Twain

This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women.

— Patty Murray

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.

— Katie Couric

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

— Paul Reiser