“I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then,… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Let the most vigorous of human imaginations but attempt to take a single step toward the comprehension of a circuit so unutterable. — Edgar Allan Poe Copy Share Image
“Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!’ he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that… — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“You, douche bags! Do not blame God. As a thumb rule, know that all evil thoughts are your own. And all good… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Sitting alone in the cafeteria would just scream “I’m the new girl. Everyone stare at me while I eat.” — Kristi Cook Copy Share Image
“You are unnerving the hell out of me, Valkyrie." "oh" she frowned, petting her bat fitfully " I must have misread the… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving… — Shahla Khan Copy Share Image
“You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the… — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
“Wait!" Conrad said. "Did someone... one of my enemies set this fire?" Nix turned back with a grin. "Unless you'd pissed off… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“I’m currently imagining a few creative ways of causing you extraordinary amounts of pain.” Kingsley raised his chin. Mere inches separated their… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“Holy mama llama. That’s Nathanial Stone. Nathanial Stone is sitting in my booth. Nathanial Stone is in the Finewhile Diner sitting in… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah,… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
“I waved my hand like a frantic dust mop fingers spread ludicrously wide apart as if to say “What jolly fun ”… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“In Norwegian that would be 'hun ma dra. Kanskje er hun gravid.'" Astley sttempts to smile. i can't help teasing him. "Which?… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Now,” the Lopen said to her, “you gotta have two hands to properly crawl. I came up with my own version, sure,… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Basilard, can you cover our trail?” Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army.” — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we… — Gretchen Preston Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“You put cow dung on my face?’ ‘Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is… — Renita D'Silva Copy Share Image
Humor is not funny. Humor is something else. Funny is a joke, sometimes silly. Comedy is deep and connected to tragedy; comedy… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
I never think I want to try to be funny. And humor, if there is anything funny, should come from a real… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“How's your head?" the larger man asked. "Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's… — Tricia Owens Copy Share Image
“Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen…..Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
“I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally." Sara laughed. "Again?” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Dear lord, the flash of his gleaming white teeth was like a hot button to my nether regions. Down vagina! Down, girl.”… — A. Meredith Walters Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.” — Penelope Douglas Copy Share Image
