Netflix basically has every movie, except for the ones I actually want to watch. — Ashu Copy Share Image
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. — Redman Copy Share Image
“You're a goose-down parka and a pair of mittens away from Narnia” — christopher Koehler Copy Share Image
“Okay, but would you say between us we have the combined IQ of at least a garden slug?” — Norah Wilson Copy Share Image
“I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“How's your head?" the larger man asked. "Do me a favor and cut it off," Black muttered. "It's more pain than it's… — Tricia Owens Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
My husband is very funny and his humor has gotten us through a lot. He's good at defusing me. — Julie Bowen Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen…..Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Nona had been bonkers since I could remember. Dad said it was menopause, but I had looked that up once, and I… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Soul, love, joy and natural beauty shines first from within. Make time for quiet reflective moments. Be still and know there is… — Machel Shull Copy Share Image
“Does he ever eat? Nope. Does he sleep during the day and only comes out at night? Yep. Is he so sexy… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Mom lies down next to me and we both stare at the ceiling in complete silence. “Boys are like candy,” she suddenly… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“You know when you mix butt and Angel in the same sentence, it becomes an insult,” I say and take a big… — Rucy Ban Copy Share Image
“Will you promise to keep this to yourself, to not tell anyone of what we are?” By his words you’d think he… — L.H. Cosway Copy Share Image
“Now all I have to worry about is what might crawl out of the darkness to get me in the night.” “Yeah,… — Elle Parker Copy Share Image
“You have to learn which pose works best to enhance your bodies in your lingerie." My blank expression only pissed her off… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
“Elle hugged Amo’s side, then she leaned up as high as she could and kissed him on the cheek, barely making it.… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
“The look in his eyes turned a little wild. "That's the only reason I'm letting you go. If I had any choice--"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Lucien had never prayed before, never imagined that there might be a deity listening who would be interested in what he had… — Aimee Roseland Copy Share Image
“So I see you got to know Trish on a pretty intimate level tonight,” Max said, focusing her attention back on the… — Shawn Kirsten Maravel Copy Share Image
“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends." "We never thought of that,"… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“It seems like I've only shut my eyes for a few minutes, but when I open them, I flinch at the sight… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“What was that?” I croaked. Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.” “But you said—” “I… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
“Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.” — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom” — Mark Buff Copy Share Image
“What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?” “Best compliment I’ve had in a while.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
