Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Please join us for Easter dinner unless you've already committed to Satan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And he departed from our sight that we might return to our hearts and find him there. For he left us, and… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
I wish I was resurrected from the dead on Sunday so I had an excuse for taking off work on Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sherrill On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. — Douglas Horton Copy Share Image
There is not room for Death, Nor atom that his might could render void: Thou - Thou art Being and Breath, And… — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
See the land, her Easter keeping, Rises as her Maker rose. Seeds, so long in darkness sleeping, Burst at last from winter… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
Celestial spirit that doth roll; The heart's sepulchral stone away, Be this our resurrection day, The singing Easter of the soul -… — Richard Le Gallienne Copy Share Image
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
The resurrection asserts a truth which is by no means always written legibly for all men on the face of nature. It… — Henry Parry Liddon Copy Share Image
Tomb, thou shalt not hold Him longer; Death is strong, but Life is stronger; Stronger than the dark, the light; Stronger than… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earth's saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart! — Sarah Chauncey Woolsey Copy Share Image
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
A real miracle would be Jesus turning water into less expensive gasoline. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But from this earth, this grave, this dust, My God shall raise me up, I trust. — Walter Raleigh Copy Share Image
It would take a lot more than 30 pieces of silver for me to betray you to murderous authorities unless we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
