Funny aging Quotes

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

Beautiful old people are works of art.

— Eleanor Roosevelt

You're only as old as you feel.

— Paul Simonon

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.

— John Wagner

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

— Hy Gardner

I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

— Will Rogers

He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age

— Plato

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

— Will Rogers

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.

— Robert Frost

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.

— Paul H. Dunn

Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.

— Maggie Kuhn

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

— H. H. Asquith

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear;…

— Anonymous

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.…

— Ann Landers

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.

— Joan Rivers

Human beings can be beautiful. If they are not beautiful it is entirely their own fault. It is what they do to…

— Frank Lloyd Wright

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.

— Woody Allen

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

— George Burns

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

— Will Rogers

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

— Will Rogers

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

— J. Norman Collie