A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days. — C. Everett Koop Copy Share Image
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals? — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
When someone dies then they go to their funeral. Stands there... says nothing, because they are gone. — Anthony Barger Copy Share Image
“There’s something special about visiting a graveyard. Both life and death meet together in time.” — Eric Overby Copy Share Image
It's crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With… — Margaret Janvier Copy Share Image
“I have found the funerals of friends less harrowing than the auctioning off of their property: a unique and loveable nature, already… — James Buchan Copy Share Image
In New Orleans the funerals remind us that Life is bigger than any individual life, and it will roll on, and for… — Tom Piazza Copy Share Image
I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential… — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
“A lot of nonsense is spoken at funerals, especially when the deceased had not been well liked in life. Many euphemisms are… — G.M. Malliet Copy Share Image
“Carve your name on hearts, not tombstones. A legacy is etched into the minds of others and the stories they share about… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
The years that remain are clearly limited. When you're 80, you attend a lot more funerals. A lot more people are having… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
There whil'st the world prov'd prodigal of breath, the headless trunks lay prostrated in heaps; this field of funerals sacred unto death,… — William Alexander, 1st Earl of Stirling Copy Share Image
What does homophobia look like when it's stripped bare of fancy costumes like family values and tradition? It looks like that group… — Jane Velez-Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Atmosphere" is a massive song. A lot of people say it's their favorite Joy Division song, but it's not mine; it reminds… — Peter Hook Copy Share Image
God Saw You Getting Tiered. God saw you getting tiered and a cure was not to be, so he put his arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I missed a lot of family weddings and funerals because we were out on the road and had these big gigs, and… — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You should always go to other people funerals, or they wont go to yours.” — George Herman Ruth Copy Share Image
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea Copy Share Image
People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you’re alive? — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
You can easily take photographs at a wedding - no one would question it. But funerals are different. — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
What does long life avail? The best seats at the funerals of friends. — Delmore Schwartz Copy Share Image
Death was a big part of my life growing up. I went to lots of funerals. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“All death reminds us that nothing is promised, only that life was worth it.” — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor — Seneca Copy Share Image
“Funerals seem less about comforting the souls of these dearly departed than about comforting the people they leave behind.” — Rin Chupeco Copy Share Image
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for… — Horace Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
