At my dad's funeral I didn't cry when my dad died. I did it years later when I forgave him, which I've… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Perhaps the wind Wails so in winter for the summers dead, And all sad sounds are nature's funeral cries For what has… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic. — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
RIP to all my exs, the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church located across from The Lies You've Told… — Kiana JWilson Copy Share Image
“I blink at the skyline visible through the window, knowing the only thing waiting out there for me is a funeral home.” — Amy Matayo Copy Share Image
Nothing you can lose by dying is half as precious as the readiness to die, which is man's charter of nobility. — George Santayana Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when full and in fear that I will continue to eat unwanted food just because it's staring at me, I will… — Rachel Nichols Copy Share Image
Everyone has experienced laughing at a funeral, and not even inappropriately. It could be a response to a moment of absurdity or… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long gone by the… — Sandy Fussell Copy Share Image
“Except for my daughters, I have not grieved for any death as I have grieved for his . His was a great… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There will be no funeral! Before I get too old and ill, I'll go to South America and live among the Pemon… — Brian Blessed Copy Share Image
“After a moment he added, "Though if you do find it necessary to execute me, I request that my funeral include a… — Curtis Craddock Copy Share Image
“On the day of his mother’s funeral, to the boy I loved more than I had ever loved anything or anyone, I… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean,… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Still, somewhere in the depths of ourselves we all harbor an ashamed, unsatisfied melancholy that quietly awaits a funeral.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
“Nothing offers better public relations fodder than something you can rescue and love intensively for a month and then be filmed burying… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
If you want a business that's guaranteed to always have customers, enter the funeral business. — KM II Copy Share Image
Everyone has to go to a funeral at some time and you need to be dark and sombre, and in a black… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the… — Karl Shapiro Copy Share Image
“There was a time when one didn't attend a wedding, unless they were invited. In the near future, attending funerals will adopt… — Charmaine J Forde Copy Share Image
You wish death upon someone you know if they were to die you would he he first one at the funeral. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
“To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Ye country comets, that portend No war, nor prince's funeral, Shining unto no higher end Than to presage the grasses fall. . . . — Andrew Marvell Copy Share Image
Eerily, the coronation was kind of a reverse of Tatianaʹs funeral. What was the old saying? The queen is dead. Long live… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to… — Jimmy Breslin Copy Share Image
At Ken Lay's funeral service the minister compared him to Dr. Martin Luther King, Junior. The difference is Dr. King had a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative. — Ian MacKaye Copy Share Image
“a funeral reminds you to be alive, doesn’t it? It slaps you across the face and points out that there’s still warm… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral… — Ian Bannen Copy Share Image
The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It's crazy, but… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: "Too bad we can't get together more often". — Bernard Berenson Copy Share Image
We experienced a miscarriage at 13 weeks and then a few years later we lost our son Willem at 30 weeks. I… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there… — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
