An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson Copy Share Image
Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
“I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
There are songs about abortions, about slashing your arms with razors, about imagining your own funeral in New Orleans, about rock stars… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
“Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it's own. I'm glad I don't have… — Courtney C. Stevens Copy Share Image
“Showing his usual preoccupation with himself, he left detailed instructions about his funeral but didn’t bother to address the succession.” — Lars Brownworth Copy Share Image
When my wife's sister passed away, Bernie Madoff came to the funeral. That was the type of individual that we all thought… — Norman Braman Copy Share Image
“After a moment he added, "Though if you do find it necessary to execute me, I request that my funeral include a… — Curtis Craddock Copy Share Image
I had this struggle of, what do I do to make sure my brother is still part of everything that I do?… — Taysom Hill Copy Share Image
To pay for my father's funeral I borrowed money from people he already owed money to. One called him a nobody. No,… — Philip Schultz Copy Share Image
Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the… — Isaac Butt Copy Share Image
“Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Everybody in New York, including police horses, dresses fashionably, and whenever I'm there, even in my sharpest funeral-quality suit with no visible… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral.… — Jenny Downham Copy Share Image
We just found out my little brother has a peanut allergy, which is very serious I know. But still I feel like… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
The rationale for tenure is still valid. But the system has turned the academy into one of the most conservative and costly… — Francis Fukuyama Copy Share Image
Paraphrased: When Chuang Tzu was about to die, his disciples began planning a splendid funeral. However some disciples expressed concern that given… — Zhuangzi Copy Share Image
“There had never been a funeral in our town before, at least not during our lifetimes. The majority of dying had happened… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I sat in my desolation Withdrawn from all around, Feeling my life was a ruin, a failure. I was empty inside with… — Marjorie Pizer Copy Share Image
A short time later, when the carpenter was taking measurements for the coffin, through the window they saw a light rain of… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
“In the emptiness that was all around me, I noticed an old tennis ball in the plantings; I picked it up and… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
As for the bracelet Mom wore to the funeral, what I did was I converted Dad’s last voice message into Morse code,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
He was so poor that he couldnt afford a funeral thats why he is still alive. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
It's common sense to wear black when announcing your country's funeral!... — Mariana Fulger Copy Share Image
There are ways of dying that don't end in funerals. Types of death you can't smell. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The present is the funeral of the past, And man the living sepulchre of life. — John Clare Copy Share Image
Realizing that life is precious the natural tendency is to trample on it, like laughing at a funeral. — Lester Bangs Copy Share Image
