I'd like to thank GOD and Ice Cube for Friday, cause laudy daudy we like to party. — J Cole Copy Share Image
Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday. — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't worry about letting the dogs out. It's Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.” — Anthony T. Hincks Copy Share Image
I'm curious when I look across the dial Monday through Friday, you know, where are the other female black anchors? — Harris Faulkner Copy Share Image
It is uncomfortable to be reminded that the Catholic church only removed the reference to 'perfidious Jews' from the Good Friday liturgy… — Justin Cartwright Copy Share Image
Happy Friday the 13th everyone, I heard if you stand infront of a mirror and say One Direction 5 times, they come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday's turmoil in global markets looks set to continue to exert a dominant force on the foreign exchange markets. The usual trend… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I'm the smartest at 8 A.M. I wake up at 6, drink three cups of Awake Tazo Tea and read five newspapers.… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Pink Friday is a celebration of my life at this moment; it is a reflection of me as a creator, and an… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
My brothers and I always did improv stuff in our basement with our friends; we're super nerds, and that was our way… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Good Friday and Easter free us to think about other things far beyond our own personal fate, about the ultimate meaning of… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
We have had a great relationship with the White House.We just had every cabinet person designee of ours meet with the cabinet… — John Lewis Copy Share Image
I went downtown to the courthouse pretty late at night, and arraignment court was on. You have these prosecutors and public defenders… — Clare-Hope Ashitey Copy Share Image
“They party all night Friday night, straight through Saturday and Saturday night, and then they sleep enough on Sunday to go to… — Jason Ellis/ Mike Tully Copy Share Image
I was an OK boxer, I wasn't great, I was OK, but I loved the discipline of getting together every Monday, Wednesday… — Liam Neeson Copy Share Image
We have also seen an economic crisis that is very serious within Venezuela, we are seeing cutbacks, I believe even more are… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
On Friday I couldn't take it any more. I was in class people bullying me, so I stood up lifted my shirt… — Slowly_fading Copy Share Image
I write for a radio show that, no matter what, will go on the air Saturday at five o'clock central time. You… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
For 10 years while I was at ESPN, I lived at the Residence Inn in Southington, Connecticut, near Bristol. I did that… — Skip Bayless Copy Share Image
It ain't your turn, better have my money Friday like Big worm. Cant see you niggas, you like a little germ. — Tyga Copy Share Image
“One Friday Morning, late on a Wednesday night, I was on both sides of the world at once!” — G. Arthur Brown Copy Share Image
F = Forever, R = Ready!, I = It, D = Deserves, A = A, Y = YAY!!, — Christie Williamson Copy Share Image
Sunday mornings are like scavenger hunts for everything you touched since you left the office on Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Friday is always a Friday, no matter whether it rains or snows or even if it's a 'black' one. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday. I'm Alive. I'm Breathing. I'm Living. I'm Blessed. God Is Good. God Is Great. AMEN! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If the inauguration on Friday was the worst of times, Saturday turned out to be the best of times.” — Hillary Rodham Clinton Copy Share Image
The real joy of Friday is when we do not have any assigned works. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Countin' the days till Friday night. That's when all the conditions are right. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
'Friday Night Lights' was never a break-out hit; I'll never regret doing that show. — Kevin Reilly Copy Share Image
I think @nickjonas did an AMAZING job with Friday! You're amazing, Nick!(: — Rebecca Black Copy Share Image