You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and keep lawless bank robbers in line.'' "No time.… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
There's a thin line between catering to the masses and making a fool of yourself; I try to walk that line. — Samantha Akkineni Copy Share Image
Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine. — Wes Smith Copy Share Image
Any actor who judges his character is a fool - for every role you play you've got to absorb that character's motives… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool's errand. Avoiding them is mandatory. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
You'll never have complete control, Caine. This world is changing all the time. Animals. People. Who knows what's next? We didn't' make… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
A hero knows it takes hard work and a long time to get published; a fool thinks it should happen immediately, because… — James Scott Copy Share Image
“ We ? 'Twas me who found the marks, not you, not any of you Aegean fools. And your king is the… — Rachel Haimowitz Copy Share Image
Any medical man who predicts exactly when a patient will die, or exactly how long he will live, is bound to make… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
The sincere love of books has nothing to do with cleverness or stupidity any more than any other sincere love. It is… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
A grifter's got an irresistible urge to be the guy who's wise. There's nothin' to whipping a fool. Hell, fools are made… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
When you're around some of the greatest minds in boxing, and you don't take something from it, you're a fool. I would… — Eric B Copy Share Image
Why do you think great leaders and great orations are coincident with wars, revolutions, and the founding or ending of governments and… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“But life is too short not to make a fool out of yourself from time to time. And sometimes you need to… — Abby Rosmarin Copy Share Image
There are genuine mysteries in the world that mark the limits of human knowing and thinking. Wisdom is fortified, not destroyed, by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And anyway, a man has no business to let himself be made a fool of by a woman. It’s his own look… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Kindness can turn the bad man's heart, and fools convert to wise, Make poison into nectar-juice, and friends of enemies. — Bhartrhari Copy Share Image
Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
Culture is a simplification and a lie. It's the currency by which fools navigate the world. Smart people get beyond it. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
If u succeed on cheating someone, dont think that the person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you more than… — Rodge Nefale Copy Share Image
Something I learned early on in my career is there's no use trying to fool anybody about what you want to do… — Jon Watts Copy Share Image
When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
My father believed, like Pericles, that a mans genius could be easily judged by the number of unenlightened fools set in phalanx… — Thomas Steinbeck Copy Share Image
There are as many fools at a university as anywhere? But their folly,I admit, has a certain stampthe stamp of university training,… — William Gerhardie Copy Share Image
“Every fool is lucky, and the fool is a humble writer. / Todo tonto tiene suerte, y el tonto un humilde escritor.” — John F. Bisner Urena Copy Share Image
Strange times are these, in which we live, forsooth ; When young and old are taught in Falsehood's school:– And the man… — George Francis Train Copy Share Image
“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Why do fools fall in love? I'll tell you why, because everybody else has simply got too much else to do. — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twise, shame on me, fool me three times, well what am I doing? your… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
You can fool everybody but it is difficult and you will never ever fool yourself and made you believe to your own… — Phyllis Copy Share Image
“You stupid, conceited fool! You know nothing! You're like a child, blind to everything but its own empty stomach! Well, grow up,… — Amanda Browning Copy Share Image
If kisses were what you were looking for, little fool, why didn't you come to me? quoted by Susannah Simon — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
The United States is not a nation of black and white people. Any fool can see that white people are not really… — Albert Murray Copy Share Image
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Prideful fool. It hurt his feelings that he couldn’t make my crazy go away. You know how men are. Always trying to… — Ken Wheaton Copy Share Image
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they… — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
The best servants of the people, like the best valets, must whisper unpleasant truths in the master's ear. It is the court… — Walter Lippmann Copy Share Image
I think I am worthwhile just because I have optical nerves and can try to put down what they perceive. What a… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Some people are confident because they are fools. Leonard had the look of someone who was confident because, so far, he'd never… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
