How to trap an atheist: Serve him a fine meal, then ask him if he believes there is a cook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee. Cardio. Pilates. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just eat cake and sit on the couch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to accomplish a task before the microwave hits 0 like your life depends on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Onions think that they are ugly because you cry after you get them naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treat your body with respect! Stop shoving twinkies in your face and eat a broccoli or something. Physical fitness is a big… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love to talk about cooking and recipes, but I love as much talking about how food and cooking can change the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I eat like a tortoise eats, if you've ever seen a tortoise eating. Like some prehistoric swamp thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was always in the kitchen. Even in third grade, I made cooking videos called 'The Little Italian.' Very little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For each new morning with its light, For rest and shelter of the night, For health and food, for love and friends,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suspense is one of the most delightful feelings that you can have! It is the feeling you get, when you have sat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oil and vinegar may not blend, but they do make for a tasty dressing. Within our one-flesh marriage, we’ve found a happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really can have your cake and eat it, too. The people telling you you can't, they're just jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is It Bad That i've Eaten About 18 Blue Jolly Ranchers? My Tongue Is a VERY Dark Blue lol - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake Friends- Never Ask for food Real Friends are the reasons why you dont have food. Ect... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for the body, milk for your bones, ice for the bleeding, a belly of stones.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are children obese? Maybe it's because cheeseburgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
