Food Quotes by Anonymous · Page 20

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.

— Anonymous

Orange Leaf has the best yogurt that's yummy for my tummy

— Anonymous

I always wished that when I order food it comes out how it is in the commercials.

— Anonymous

Thanks a lot for mentioning taco bell, my long lost love of fake Mexican food.

— Anonymous

For me, Romesco is one of the greatest sauces in the world.

— Anonymous

Best gift I've ever got :P…em a CHOCOHOLIC :p ;)

— Anonymous

Remember when you used to eat a block of chocolate, without feeling guilty?

— Anonymous

Just because it's organic doesn't mean it's healthy.

— Anonymous

Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some…

— Anonymous

I don't understand how it's cheaper to buy a whole steak at the Price Club than spinach. How did that happen?

— Anonymous

Men will always be men. No matter how delicious the food is, they will get tired of eating it again and again.

— Anonymous

Longest minutes in life: 1. waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. waiting for that one text/call.

— Anonymous

I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food!

— Anonymous

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me.

— Anonymous

One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. "Away with you," I say. But Comrade…

— Anonymous

Even today with the public's growing interest in food and diet issues, politicians rarely include food as part of their political platforms.

— Anonymous

Why do they call it a happy meal if it tastes like a whole lot like depression?

— Anonymous

I eat healthy all week then Friday comes and I'm like 'fuck the world.'

— Anonymous

Dieting is becoming easier and easier for me because I'm finding out things that I love.

— Anonymous

Whoever said I can't cooked has obviously never tried my cereals.

— Anonymous

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

— Anonymous

Chef Michel Richard is always at the top of his game.

— Anonymous

Eating popcorn: 80% during the trailers. 20% during the movie.

— Anonymous

Whoever snuck the 'S' in Fast Food is a clever person.

— Anonymous

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

— Anonymous

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.

— Anonymous

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes

— Anonymous

Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus by going out for Chinese food.

— Anonymous

The closest that I've gotten to murder: Holding Oreos under the milk until the bubbles stop...

— Anonymous

Decided that any type of Oreo that is not double stuffed is not worth my time.

— Anonymous

“…Read…packaged food labels like they’re the hottest thing from Oprah’s book club.”

— Anonymous

Soy sauce and seaweed go really well with potato chips.

— Anonymous

I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

— Anonymous

I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and icecream in the winter

— Anonymous

The awkward moment when you are eating your favorite food n someone try to take yours

— Anonymous

Yes, I will take another sample. No, I'm not buying a whole box.

— Anonymous

“Autointoxication was the gluten of the early 1900s.”

— Anonymous

The mid-day meal is a well-intentioned scheme and has to be implemented effectively.

— Anonymous

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

Yes, I agree. But, I don't like cheese that much.

— Anonymous