Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
