I've learned … That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about. — Andy Rooney Copy Share
