There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
I believe in sex on a first date. Otherwise, how do you know if a second date is worth the effort? — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
If a girl stabbed me on our first date, how many days should I wait to ask her out again? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date. That's ok. I just want to be your… — Hayu Gathut Abyantoro Seno Copy Share Image
“Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they'll come back to you.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
I may not be your First Date, your First Kiss, or Your First Love, and that's Fine... Because I want to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
You can't understand old Diana - older Diana - properly without understanding a 19-year-old living with her flatmates, going on her first… — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
I know this might sound absurd, but since I've been famous, I believe I've only been on two dates that would be… — Penn Badgley Copy Share Image
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I thought you didn’t sit,” she said. The dimple appeared. “The way I’ve worked it out, this is the closest thing to… — Ruthie Knox Copy Share Image
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt.… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it's bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date -… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Okay, Miss Speedy Pussy, this settles the matter of whether or not I do it for you. You got your first orgasm.… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“And I know that the past version of me is someone you would never trust. But who I am when I’m with… — J. Sterling Copy Share Image
“He meant to go lightly, cautiously, sweetly. First kiss, first date. But she curled her fingers in his hair, pressed her hot… — Terry Spear Copy Share Image
My father, Dennis Popham, was a very handsome, talented artist, and as my mother always reminds me, 'someone who had wonderful style.'… — Emilia Wickstead Copy Share Image
Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like… — Marilyn Suzanne Miller Copy Share Image
Music can move us to the heights or depths of emotion. It can persuade us to buy something, or remind us of… — Oliver Sacks Copy Share Image
My husband and I met on OKCupid. We went out on our little coffee date, and I knew right away he was… — Geneva Carr Copy Share Image
“Dennis's superior mental health was obvious from the first date, like a cleft palate. The other thing about him was that he… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“The Weirdos On our first date, he bought me a taco, talked at length about the ancients' theories of light, how it… — Ottessa Moshfegh Copy Share Image
“Marrying one woman doesn’t mean spending your life with one woman, because the funny girl you fall in love with on a… — Julie Johnson Copy Share Image
Vic nudged my elbow with his. "You and me are still friends, right? You guys get a joint custody in the divorce.… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“The path to accepting your sexuality has to start somewhere. For those identify as heterosexual, the childhood bliss of an early crush… — Hannah Hart Copy Share Image
“Raising children I’ve decided is a lot sadder than I expecte4d. Seeing them grow up brightly and vividly is tempered by the… — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
“That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i've ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn't be… — Michele Jaffe Copy Share Image
“Information, defined intuitively and informally, might be something like 'uncertainty's antidote.' This turns out also to be the formal definition- the amount… — Brian Christian Copy Share Image
“I haven't been on a first date over five years. Five. Years. Which means, I haven't been on one since 2006. Let… — Elodia Strain Copy Share Image
“It was another blind date; this time her uncle had set her up. The plan: Meet outside of her fancy Midtown Manhattan… — Bill Shapiro Copy Share Image
When she was three, her Barbies always did it on the first date. — Bare Naked Ladies Copy Share Image
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles. Round trip, not… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Clothes have special power. I'll always remember the raspberry colored v-necked silk sweater I was wearing on my husband and my first… — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
“When a first date really works, it works like this: You feel the thrill of opening to the first page of a… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it,… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I have a theory that people tell you everything you need to know the first week you meet them. And often even… — Jen Sincero Copy Share Image
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