Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
“First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date.” — D. Scott Meek Copy Share Image
All my first dates are interrupted by my fame because every picture taken is a fan that you can gain. — Drake Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like a man who can come out and say he's nervous on the first date. I think that would be really… — Sarah Shahi Copy Share Image
When I want to party, I play Beyoncé's "Crazy in Love." That's always been the song that my friends and I get… — Adele Copy Share Image
My first date was when I was in school. I remember I took her out, and we had sandwiches because I didn't… — Aditya Roy Kapur Copy Share Image
One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Everything squeezed, and warm cum spilled over Brent's hand, oozing onto the pillow beside his head. Brent bitterly lamented that he couldn't… — Jet Mykles Copy Share Image
On a first date, I actually love being a little more casual. I think it's almost like, 'You can earn a look… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
“I play the “Guess Who’s on a First Date” game. Which ninety-seven-pound girl is eating her weight in pasta, thinking the best… — Liza Palmer Copy Share Image
Love is so unpredictable. Sometimes you'll know a man for years and then one day, boom! Suddenly you see him in a… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
“I wanted to challenge myself to write a story about a young woman who takes a huge risk emotionally and physically by… — Elizabeth Famous Copy Share Image
A music director cannot and should not be chosen on the basis of a first date. It is not so difficult to… — Leonard Slatkin Copy Share Image
I enjoy dating. I love first dates. I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology. When you sit down across from… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
My niece was very much caught up in the vampire craze for young adults, and she thought having a vampire boyfriend would… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
“We would meet outside the same wine bar we had gone to on our first date, and from there we would wander… — Dinaw Mengestu Copy Share Image
I think people are having less of an investment in relationships. It used to be that you meet someone, you go on… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“When we sleep together, he holds me like he loves me. I've noticed this: when it's the first date, and you fuck,… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“Take, for example, the people who think Elvis is still alive… What’s wrong with this claim? Why is this claim not vitiating… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
I remember that person I thought I couldn't live without. She dumped me. I was fibbing, look at me now I'm living… — Mpumelelo Reverb Copy Share Image
“Make her qualify herself a few times before escalating to a first date. Doing this will imply to her that you are… — Strategic Lothario Copy Share Image
“I tilt my head and ask “What firsts have we already passed?” “The easy ones,” he says. “First hug, first date, first… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“Aren’t you going to ask me what kind of boat I own?” he asked. “Sure. What kind of boat do you own?”… — Elizabeth Lowell Copy Share Image
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly. You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly. You can be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm booking myself a one-way flight I gotta see the color in your eyes Yeah tellin' myself I'm gonna be alright Without… — Hunter Hays Copy Share Image
Yes, we could talk to you for days on end about all the bad first dates. Those are stories. Funny stories. Awkward… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Then he took my arm, in a much softer grip than the one he’d used on our first date when he’d kept… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Perfect first date would be coffee at Aroma talking for hours. That's when I would know to ask for a second date. — Kelly Blatz Copy Share Image
I like doing something fun on a first date - an activity, like go-karting. — Zara McDermott Copy Share Image
If you treat a first date like an interview, it will feel like one. just be yourself and let your personality shine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You always kiss on the first date?" "Not usually until after the duct-tape.” — Leslea Tash Copy Share Image
Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
