Fat jokes Quotes · Page 2

Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.

— Anonymous

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

— Josh Peck

You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!

— Anonymous

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

— John Candy

Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.

— Anonymous

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

— Sarah Silverman

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, Al Bundy had no time to make a fat joke when she entered the store

— Anonymous

You mama is so fat, once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle…

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she tried to swim in the ocean with the dolphins, but they had to clear out to…

— Anonymous

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

— Nikhil Saluja

Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

— Anonymous

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

— Zach Galifianakis

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her GOOD side.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, when she walked, her legs reach from the U.S to Africa during each step

— Anonymous

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she took a dump and destroyed all of mankind

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she has to take a shower at a car wash

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, it took the whole week to drive ahead of her

— Anonymous

Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.

— Anonymous

When the world gets you down, eat it

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, Bigfoot couldn't believe his eyes

— Anonymous

Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

— Anonymous

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she puts ketchup on tylenol

— Anonymous

You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.

— Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.

— Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

— Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

— Anonymous

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

— Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

— Anonymous

One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.

— Anonymous

A small man can cast a large shadow, especially when a fat man is standing behind him.

— MJ McGuire

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.

— Anonymous

Your mama is so fat, she had to get tranquilized and tagged by the whales

— Anonymous

Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

— Anonymous

You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'

— Anonymous