Your mama is so fat, when you leave a plate of your chicken bones on the floor, she scares off your dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat and stupid,she got offensive when buzz lightyear said to Infiniti and beyond — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am size SIXTEEN in real but if you ask my heart I am size ZERO from inside — Nidhi Saini Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, it took two tablets,two iphones and one iPad to get her full picture — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all those i've hurt in the past I'd just like to say…ah well you probably deserved it — Avi Chauhan Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so fat, she ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Your mom is so fat, superman found something more effective than planet Krypton — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mama is so fat, she went to Walmart and everybody left starving to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
