Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King Copy Share Image
He who climbs above the cares of this world, and turns his face to his God, has found the sunny side of… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
We don't have T-shirts with my face, but there I can see the beginnings, especially young girls seeing me as sort of… — Emily Haines Copy Share Image
Indeed, the truth, the reality of the Kosovo War, was actually hidden behind all the 'humanitarian' faces. — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Seeing a woman's child is like seeing a woman naked, in the way it changes how her face looks to you, how… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
When you've had children, your body changes; there's history to it. I like the evolution of that history; I'm fortunate to be… — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image
I used to think I was ugly. I thought I looked like a camel. A person who doesn't love themselves, they will… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
History does seem to repeat itself hence it's mindboggling to still hear the 'avoid all negative people' speeches from, of all people,… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
She forgot to be shy at the moment, in honestly warning him away from the sunken wreck he had a dream of… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
blessing the boats (at saint mary’s) may the tide that is entering even now the lip of our understanding carry you out… — Lucille Clifton Copy Share Image
I think for new artists the hardest thing is putting the face with a name. People maybe heard our song on the… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
Man must be at once more humble and more confident; more humble in the face of destructive potentials of what he can… — Max Lerner Copy Share Image
For when man comes to front the everlasting God, and look the splendor of His judgments in the face, personal integrity, the… — Frederick William Robertson Copy Share Image
While forced to dwell apart from thy dear face, Love, robed like sorrow, led me by the hand And taught my doubting… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
A private victory leads to a public victory and a corporate blessing, because God turns His face toward those who will demonstrate… — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
Whenever there is a challenge, there is also an opportunity to face it, to demonstrate and develop our will and determination. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
Sam and Caine were left standing side by side, bruised and battered, to stare over Penny's sickening corpse, at the face of… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
God . . . endowed [the human race] with capacity to attain to the inaccessible and invisible Supreme Good and behold it face to face . . . — Pope Paul III Copy Share Image
I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Tyrion wondered what it would be like to have a twin, and decided that he would rather not know. Bad enough to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yet graceful ease, and sweetness void of pride, Might hide her faults, if belles had faults to hide: If to her share… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
It comes with faith, for with complete faith there is no fear of what faces you in life or death. — Jacqueline Cochran Copy Share Image
I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
There are two types of people: you have people that like psychological horror and you have those that like everything in their… — Tom Six Copy Share Image
I just worked really, really hard to stay in people's faces, so it would be hard to forget about me. I'm just… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
I always say that, if you have great actors and great storytelling and great monsters, and you mix them together, nine times… — Gregory Nicotero Copy Share Image
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. — Brad Wilkerson Copy Share Image
For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know- I've gone… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
He turned away; he threw himself on his face on the sofa. 'Oh, Jane! my hope - my love - my life!'… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
Normally I can't watch myself at all, and watching myself makes me cringe, and I cover my face, and it's very hard… — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
I really enjoyed being a blonde. Men were more friendly and flirtatious. My face looked more worldly. It took the innocence away.… — Stephanie Zimbalist Copy Share Image
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I love Superman. Because he represents the hero with 1,000 faces. And the potential that lies in every human on this planet. — RuPaul Copy Share Image
I don't know if I could, like, see a face and know what the face of beauty looks like, but after I've… — Julian Schnabel Copy Share Image
Elephants have the largest brains of any mammal on the face of the Earth. They are creative, altruistic and kind. — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the U.S. government is woefully, woefully behind in all of its policies that affect the use of technology. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image