I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
Remember, happy wife, happy life. Shitty wife, shitty life. Your choice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Politicians are like bananas when they first come in they're green, then they turn yellow, and finally they're rotten! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With things like Facebook, it's really easy to think that you know someone that you really don't. — Megan M. Duffy Copy Share Image
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Everything happens for a reason, though the reason is not always as clear as we would like it to be. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't know how old my phone is, but it was only $10. It is a nice subconscious way of not having… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
How in the world are you ever going to meet the person you love if you dont love going out in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is by far the largest of these social networking sites, and starting with its ill-fated Beacon service, privacy concerns have more… — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games,… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Once you find out that someone likes a certain game on Facebook, now you know what kind of virtual gift you can… — Bing Gordon Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Iphone n Ipad users too busy thinking abt how to make blackberry users feel inferior wit their Instagram n photoshop, but blackberry… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The beauty of the innovation that flows from the open web is that no one has to ask for permission, get a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image