Facebook Quotes · Page 2

Facebook is my life.

— Hailee Steinfeld

Three Horrible Facts.

— Danish

I did it...

— Socialmeemscom

You have an Instagram talent! - No one

— Nikhil Saluja

I wish I could Get You Out of my Head.

— TUMBLR

Absence makes the heart go yonder.

— Nikhil Saluja

I like my beer as I like my beer. Beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Weights & Measures: 2 Monograms = 1 Diagram

— Nikhil Saluja

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

— Nikhil Saluja

Stalking your EX is injurious to heart.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ignore!!!! lmao just kiddin lmao :D

— WildChild015

Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more.

— Zabi Khojazada

I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Between 3 and 80, Man is like North Korea: Ruled by nuts'

— Nikhil Saluja

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see.

— Anonymous

You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant.

— Nikhil Saluja

When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive.

— Anonymous

Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops.

— Anonymous

Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get…

— Nikhil Saluja

You can collect Facebook data legally with the consent of the Facebook users and the consent of Facebook.

— Alexander Nix

I was a little late in the game for Twitter and Facebook and everything because I thought, 'Oh, I don't know. I…

— Stacy Keibler

MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;

— Nikhil Saluja

If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you…

— Hussein Nishah

If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna…

— Nikhil Saluja

I am true to myself and my beliefs I am glad I was taught to accept me for me to live life…

— Anonymous

Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face.

— Hussein Nishah

I almost feel like we do live in a world like 'Caprica.' The fact that it's so close to home is why…

— Magda Apanowicz

Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook…

— Nastiya

We invite American companies looking to raise capital to list on the Bahrain Stock Exchange. The region has a liquidity oversupply approximating…

— Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa

Facebook and Twitter have changed how people follow ski racing. In past Olympics, you couldn't stay in touch with the fan base…

— Lindsey Vonn

You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time,…

— John Cameron Mitchell

“We live life for Love, Success, Freedom, Intimacy, Security, Adventure, Power, Passions, Comfort and Health as emotional states and we Google, Linked,…

— Anonymous

...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but…

— Rizzi Vicci

“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering…

— Nick Bilton

I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .

— Nikhil Saluja

A woman is as faithful as her options.

— Nikhil Saluja

Think the editable and edit the thinkable.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sex with your wife - Legal & General

— Nikhil Saluja

Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!

— Nikhil Saluja