An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You never find an Englishman among the under-dogs except in England, of course. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
“He asked nothing better than to kill an Englishman. He had accounts to settle with the bastards.” — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
Even crushed against his brother in the Tube the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American? — Maurice Samuel Copy Share Image
A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish." — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
There is no second country for an Englishman, except a ship and the sea. — Madame de Stael Copy Share Image
I am a proud Englishman and proud every time I pull on the England shirt. — Dominic Calvert-Lewin Copy Share Image
The Englishman, be it noted, seldom resorts to violence; when he is sufficiently goaded he simply opens up, like the oyster, and… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
An Englishman is never afraid of being laughed at. He just thinks the other fellow is a fool. But Americans still can't… — Pearl S. Buck Copy Share Image
“second time you have made that observation. If one puts forward an idea to a true Englishman--always a rash thing to do--he… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The most dangerous thing in the world is to make a friend of an Englishman, because he'll come sleep in your closet… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
For a brief moment, Ian Fleming made being an Englishman seem sexy, even to the French. He should have been awarded a… — Michael Korda Copy Share Image
The Englishman walks before the law like a trained horse in the circus. He has the sense of legality in his bones,… — Maxim Gorky Copy Share Image
As an Englishman, permit me now to say with what pleasure I learnt of the election of Professor Planck and Professor Stark… — Charles Glover Barkla Copy Share Image
I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes. They have in themselves what they… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
At every point I wished that I was born English. They need to make it colder in here. You could hang meat… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it… — Sting Copy Share Image
I am by nature the most intolerant and insular Englishman... If you happen to be a person like that and you learn… — Hugh Dowding, 1st Baron Dowding Copy Share Image
It is the highest and most legitimate pride of an Englishman to have the letters M.P. written after his name. No selection… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
“Deep down in his heart the genuine Englishman has a rugged distaste for seeing his country invaded by a foreign army. People… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Who is my biggest inspiration? Wow... I really, without wanting to sound 'aw gee shucks,' I'd have to say my wife who… — Charles Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
“In short, it was precisely the kind of friendship and Englishman makes on holiday, that he can make only on holiday. A… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
I am, as far as I can tell, about a month behind Lord Byron. In every town we stop at we discover… — Susanna Clarke Copy Share Image
