A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting… — Karel Capek Copy Share Image
There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can… — Cindy Margolis Copy Share Image
The point is to strip down, get protestant, then even more naked. Walk over scorched bricks to find your own soul. Your… — Barry Hannah Copy Share Image
Hot Dog' had been my first hit in the U.K., but it was 'Marie Marie' that really changed things. — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
Trying to get government to be as efficient as business is as hopeless as trying to teach cats to bark and dogs… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
“Unconditional love is furnished by many 4 legged creatures, but chiefly by human kinds best friend DOG!” — Ladee Basset Copy Share Image
We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
I made the journey to knowledge like dogs who go for walks with their masters, a hundred times forward and backward over… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives - afraid we'll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us,… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
Just as humans have a prior right to existence over dogs by virtue of being more highly evolved and having a superior… — Valerie Solanas Copy Share Image
There is no greater feeling than hanging out with my dogs, or just walking around the land with our horses. My rescue… — Kelly Clarkson Copy Share Image
Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“Dogs' bond with humans is bred into their very cells, their genes; it's written through their entire history, a chronicle that can… — Bill Wasik Copy Share Image
Trying to change the world is like trying to straighten the curly tail of a dog. Try as you might, it will… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog,… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
The first pages of any book I remember reading, in Pinner Wood primary school, were from The Beacon Readers: stories of Farmer… — Michael Rosen Copy Share Image
I know well enough that there have been dogs so loving that they have thrown themselves into the same grave with the… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of… — Chanel Iman Copy Share Image
“We touched the blood of the black cat. We pet the mammoth dog of tears. In the flickering light we were laughing:… — Laura Veirs Copy Share Image
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Whenever I get three-four days in hand, I fly down to Delhi to spend time with my family and my dog. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
“They were more like the grown-up dog whose family loved it but had to move to an apartment in Korea (is it… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
A successful novel should interrupt the reader’s life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
I was trying in 'The Power of the Dog' to write a brutally accurate in-your-face, if you will, description of 30 years… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I had a guitar leaning against the wall and I'd squint at it. It was almost like a dog that had been… — Feist Copy Share Image
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry… — Jack London Copy Share Image
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
“It’s a mad, mad world when your best friend is a dog and your second-best friend is an automatic rifle, but such… — John Green Copy Share Image
If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved.… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
A dog gets lonesome just like a human. He wants to associate with other dogs, but when they take him out, the… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp,… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
