[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes. — Adam Johnson Copy Share Image
“so i take it this is your dog?" "yeah Sam's a real lady-killer." "i'm more of a cat person myself.” — Stephanie Copy Share Image
While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its… — Bruce Fogle Copy Share Image
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has… — Keith Waterhouse Copy Share Image
How do I stay healthy? I actually leave a lot of that up to my dog. He makes me get up pretty… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot… — John Kennedy Toole Copy Share Image
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: 'God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.' I… — Neil Macdonald Copy Share Image
He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
I've had my wife traveling with me full time for four or five years, which has been huge for me, and we… — Kevin Anderson Copy Share Image
My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought… — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
Emeth speaking of Aslan, "Beloved, said the Glorious One, unless thy desire had been for me thou wouldst not have sought so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What concerns me most is the horrible degradation our notions of truth, civility, and decency have undergone. Also the way that language… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
Animals love. They love their being. They strive to survive, to celebrate, to propagate . So certainly something we learn from animals… — Matthew Fox Copy Share Image
You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they're very independent. When they're kittens, you… — Jennifer Love Hewitt Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If you would understand this secret, you must first understand the distinction between training an animal and educating one. Trained animals are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful novel should interrupt the reader’s life, make him or her miss appointments, skip meals, forget to walk the dog. — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“They were more like the grown-up dog whose family loved it but had to move to an apartment in Korea (is it… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
Whenever I get three-four days in hand, I fly down to Delhi to spend time with my family and my dog. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I was trying in 'The Power of the Dog' to write a brutally accurate in-your-face, if you will, description of 30 years… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I had a guitar leaning against the wall and I'd squint at it. It was almost like a dog that had been… — Feist Copy Share Image
My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry… — Jack London Copy Share Image
If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved.… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
“It’s a mad, mad world when your best friend is a dog and your second-best friend is an automatic rifle, but such… — John Green Copy Share Image
Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp,… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
A dog gets lonesome just like a human. He wants to associate with other dogs, but when they take him out, the… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog. — Jonathan Ross Copy Share Image
Mark what a generosity and courage (a dog) will put on when he finds himself maintained by a man, who to him… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
On the green banks of Shannon, when Sheelah was nigh, No blithe Irish lad was so happy as I, No harp like… — Thomas Campbell Copy Share Image
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