Doctors Quotes · Page 40

Don't you loathe it when doctors use the word 'we' when it applies only and solely to yourself?

— Carson McCullers

Rose: 'If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?' Doctor: 'Lots of planets have a north!

— Steven Moffat

The doctors may be mapping out the war games, but it is the nurses who make the conflict bearable.

— Jodi Picoult

I am an Addictive Personality, they say, a natural slave to passion - and many Doctors have warned me against it. I…

— Hunter S. Thompson

So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children…

— Steven Moffat

I dread the day I leave [Doctor Who], because then I'll have to go back to writing bedrooms and offices and pubs.…

— Russell T Davies

Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball…this time he…

— Gary Danielson

'Doctor Who' was the first mythology that I learned, before ever I ran into Greek or Roman or Egyptian mythologies.

— Neil Gaiman

Last night, John McCain said that under the Democratic health care plan, a bureaucrat would stand between you and your doctor, as…

— Jay Leno

Go and see whether the Doctor is about,’ said Jack, ‘and if he is, ask him to look in, when he has…

— Patrick O'Brian

As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And…

— Sloane Crosley

I can manage my own pain. I can drink. I can go to the doctor and get a prescription. I can exercise.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Astronomers do not commonly use Venereal, in favor of the less contagious-sounding Venutian. Blame the medical community, who snatched the word long…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Psychotherapy is a practice that many different professional disciplines engage. Psychiatrists are also medical doctors and increasingly offer medication and do less…

— Jed Diamond

Becoming a writer is not a 'career decision' like becoming a doctor or a policeman. You don't choose it so much as…

— Paul Auster

Pay-for-procedure or fee-for-service reimbursement rewards doctors and hospitals for volume - not keeping patients healthy or being efficiency. Pay-for-Performance is clearly one…

— Ron Wyden

"Celebrity" is sort of an idea. I mean, I get to do something extraordinary, but I don't think it makes me extraordinary.…

— Justin Timberlake

I'd like to have every gentleman and lady in this room commit themselves to get our government to legalize drugs. So they…

— Tony Bennett

The war in Afghanistan was fought for feminist reasons, and the Marines were really on this feminist mission. But today, all the…

— Arundhati Roy

When I was little, I wanted to be a mother, because that's who I saw. I saw my mom caring for me.…

— Michelle Obama

Modern medicine is not scientific, it is full of prejudice, illogic and susceptible to advertising. Doctors are not taught to reason, they…

— Abram Hoffer

Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead…

— Jack Handey

Once when I was cooking I burned my arm with scalding water. I went to the Emergency Room of the Hospital. When…

— Betty Lynn

You guys are evil. Canada's the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don't need to worry…

— Justin Bieber

My family are doctors and pilots and people involved in indigenous First Nation land rights; not overtly artistic.

— Deborah Kara Unger

America's doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken.

— Mike Ferguson

I had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others.

— Jesse Jackson

I believe the doctor of the future will be a teacher as well as a physician. His real job will be to…

— D. C. Jarvis

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

— Minnie Pearl

When I was born, the doctor looked at my mother and said, 'Congratulations, you have an actor!'

— Sally Field

In the next few years I'd love to play a female version of Doctor Who. I know exactly how I would play…

— Billie Piper

And there's doctors and lawyers, And business executives, And they're all made out of ticky tacky And they all look just the…

— Malvina Reynolds

I ate while I was taking chemo. The doctors didn't know. I really didn't get any nausea. I didn't have side effects.…

— Eric Davis

Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.

— Bill Maher

Great hospitals do two things. They look after patients, and they teach young doctors. We look after clients, and we teach young…

— David Ogilvy

A doctor could make a million dollars if he could figure out a way to bring a boy into the world without…

— Arthur Miller

The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

God and the Doctor we alike adore But only when in danger, not before; The danger o'er, both are alike requited, God…

— Robert Owen

I was conceived after doctors told my mother she'd never have children. I'm a miracle - we all are.

— Jill Scott

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician…

— Billy Eckstine