I'd rather have an enemy that slaps me in the face than a friend that stabs me in the back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I want to be when I grow up? A vet..but my dream is to be a singer/ íactress. Just like the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She was strong enough to walk away; but weak enough to look back and miss it all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. Its like Facebook but in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy : I really like you. Girl : Cool story bro, how many other girls did you tell that to ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she staresat you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Either Facebook has done anything or not but at least it has developed modern techniques for begging like and commen — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
I'll post quotes and pictures later, but right now I am dead tothe world from lack of sleep! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying we can still be friends after a breakup is like saying,hey the dog died but we can still keep it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Dora would move her big ass head out of the screen maybe we would be able too help her find her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a crazy society when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear, and girls wanna see a movie about strippers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have to pee. 5%-Going to pee. 95%-Telling people you have to pee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Question: have you had a bf befor? Answer: Yepp and I currently have one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you look at someone thinking, 'I wish I was that pretty.' remember that another person is thinking that same thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Hey What's up?Nothing, you? Same Cool.Yeah. LIKE if you hate conversations like this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I am gonna tell your mom was the scariest sentence. :S — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have had zero relationships and I am perfectly happy with that I don't need a boy to make me happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime the phone rings, I wish it was you. Haha, jk. I know you hate me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who and make sure they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money over bitches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do something...and í everybody thinks its dumb. Somebody popular does the same thing...and everybody thinks its AMAZING. x — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the mall: I won't buy anything. I'm saving up *spots an awesome shirt* Oh! I have to buy that. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you got an 'A' on your test? Please brag about how much smarter you are than everybody else — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That beautiful moment when you see you food coming at a restaurant but it ends up going to the next table -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We aren't dating, but when I see someone else flirting with you, Ijust wanna punch them in the face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude, she just called you deaf.WHAT?!?! I said, she just called you deaf! Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love.!! your good wishes always with me. this world know I'm alive, But life is not such a life without you — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing you can do is keep your mouth shut an your eyes open. The truth always comes out in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put somethingback because your mom saysno — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships might last longer ifpeople continued doing the things it took to get the person in the first place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading the 'Zux' Fanfic made me cry... Why Did That Directioner EvenWrite that NASTY Thing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
