Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear slut, this may come as a surprise but your boobs go inside your shirt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when you go bathroom to pee at 3:00 am and you rush back to bed coz it feels someonecreepy is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber was probably chillin watching Wizards of Waverly Place a couple years ago, Now he's fuckin the main character. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said goodbye and walk too fast. But I am always trapped on a dead end. An end that starts again with YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging & you have to act like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life we sometimes feel that alldoors are now closed for us. If that happens in your life remember a closed door… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry Guys. We haven't time to wrote funny thoughts.reality not a fun.Sometimes later you understand that things but not right now. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that tries to make everyone happy, but when I need someone to make me happy, there's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only guy that will ever be good enough for you Is the one who thinks he doesn't deserve you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there is plenty to eat and drink at home, then any individual would not prefer to enroll in the army. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
There's a party next to my houseand they're playing One Thing really loud I'm just like dancing in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know how to continue the conversation. — Taimoor Khan Copy Share Image
When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little half runningwalk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are... if alittle kid shoots you with a toy gun, you act dead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you choke on the lies youtell; but then again.. Its kinda hard to swallow that much bull crap — Anonymous Copy Share Image
