Hey you! Wipe the tears from your eyes, stop thinking how bad your life is, turn off the depressing music, stop sitting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why no one was on, then I remembered it was Friday, normal people actually do more than stay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A normal person prays to God, 'Don't give me problems.' but a great person prays to God, 'Give me the power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing those two people who no one expected to be together dating, and them being the cutest couple ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Playing bingo* Me: Yes! I only need one more! Someone: BINGO! Me: NOOOO! F*CK YOU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The essentials to happiness are something to love, something to do, and something to hope for. — William Blake Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say, You think it's funny? Obviously it is,if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talkto hear my robot voice...Lol. I still do… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you start telling a story & realize no one is listening so you slowly fade out & pretend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having those weird conversations with your friends& thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because her face is pretty, doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying, That's crazy when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Injuries i've had- NONE. i've never broken a bonebefore, or anything like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: School's almost over, Teacher: And this is crazy, Teacher: But here's 3 projects, Teacher: Due by Friday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear students , I know when your texting in class, Sincerely no one looks at there crotch and smiles, -sincerely your teacher ! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I sayI hate you, just remember that you're really the only thing holding me together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you don't care what people think about you because you do what YOU want — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, & they never notice. But once you make mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
