“I’d like to take you to dinner tonight.” Oh.” I say, surprise. “Um, I -” “Evie, it’s a yes or yes question.” — Mia Sheridan Copy Share Image
Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead. — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I've never stayed at a bed and breakfast. If I did, I figure you would start to get hungry! "Is that all… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the… — Lucy Punch Copy Share Image
Me and Chainz hang out, we talk. I go to Atlanta, I go to Chainz's restaurant. Chainz came to my dinner. Chainz… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
We sat together as a family for dinner at night. And my mother had a job. My dad had a job. But… — Trisha Yearwood Copy Share Image
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The old days were slower. People buttered their bread without guilt and sat down to dinner en famille. — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It's just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can't… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Arriving home on a weeknight is guaranteed to be the least relaxing part of my day. The door opens, and two Tasmanian… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
If you've ever been in the West Wing, it's like a little rabbit warren. Everybody's crammed in there on top of each… — Donald Verrilli Jr Copy Share Image
I don't sign autographs when I'm out for a meal or out with my kids. I think that's rude and disrespectful. I… — Tim Howard Copy Share Image
My mother missed having dinner with Lyndon Johnson because she couldn't find the right hat to wear. While my father went off… — Emilio Estevez Copy Share Image
I just did a five-day raw-food diet, but I'll never do that again. It's really hard! I'd wake up in the morning… — Amanda Seyfried Copy Share Image
I really don't think in the past. I sit down with many friends at dinner, and they like to talk about the… — Donald Bren Copy Share Image
For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me… — Lela Rose Copy Share Image
My parents were the traditional Filipino parents who didnt talk about money around the dinner table. — Bo Sanchez Copy Share Image
Alber Elbaz is just a genius. He'll be in a dinner jacket and he doesn't care what time of day it is:… — Pharrell Williams Copy Share Image
I have a husband and two kids, and they're usually around when I'm shooting, then I go home. We have dinner, and… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
Some bloke said to me in a restaurant whilst I was eating my dinner, 'No, stop. Starvation suits you.' — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
I really like to cook and have dinner parties and I like to clean, it really clears my head and it makes… — Jenny Slate Copy Share Image
It does not matter where my date would take me out for dinner; a five star hotel or a road side dhaaba… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
“An ideal first date should involve things like a candle-lit dinner, soft music, and a binary anal defibrillator, with a guest appearance… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause an earthquake (plate tectonics).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. — Holly Valance Copy Share Image
“Dinner will be served at the usual time and I am pleased to say there will be no discernible traces left of… — Kazuo Ishiguro Copy Share Image
Ask yourself: What did I eat for breakfast today? What did I eat for dinner last night? You see how fast reality… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
And your dinner for the orchestra officials." "Haven't you ever had people coming over and no time to shop? You have to… — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
My mother's side is Italian; my father's side is Jewish. We're the kind of family where every Sunday night we have dinner… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
To buy dinner transmits that you feel time spent in your date's company has been a pleasure and a privilege. — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up… — Tina Yothers Copy Share Image
I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentines Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed… — Diane Cilento Copy Share Image
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
