“Better yet - I'll buy him a dildo with his own money, send it to him, and tell him to go fuck… — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
A Lesbian dream: a Plastic Dildo that produce real sperm, so she can swallow !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
*writes INSPIRE in the beach's wet sand with a dildo, Instagrams it* — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“a man who whipped out a double-headed dildo on a first date was probably not the romantic type.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Thirty minutes later, I’m left with a few wads of cash and a dildo but no more drugs.” — Caite Dolan-Leach Copy Share Image
“Enough with this guy, enough with all guys. You could order a dildo right to your mailbox. Men needed to learn how… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
“It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her "Dildo" and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of… — Mollie Gross Copy Share Image
“This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and… — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
“When penetration is desired, the focus is on what works for the recipient: we have yet to meet a dildo that got… — Dossie Easton Copy Share Image
“Well, maybe those men don’t know what kind of pleasure you can give a woman using a dildo, while she begs you… — Z.B. Heller Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't fuck her with a ten-foot dildo. Okay, that's not true. I'd so fuck her. But I wouldn't like it. Yeah… — Emma Chase, Tangled Copy Share Image
“Tink’s little pink dildo, Rache! Haven’t you gotten rid of those condoms yet? They got a shelf life, you know.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
If you're going to act like a pussy, you should at least dress like one... Here I bought you the smallest dildo… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He stilled. "What did you say?" "A few years ago, Nancy took me to a store in New York to buy a… — Kathryn Shay Copy Share Image
“The goodie drawer of all goodie drawers. This dildo not only throbs, vibrates, expands, and comes equipped with hands-free feature, it sings… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“Which meant she might as well return to a topic no man would ever bore of.Sex. "That concludes my overall dissertation on… — Delilah Marvelle Copy Share Image
“Wait, you clean my dildo?’ I ask, slowly. ‘Every week, I clean it with the polish.’ ‘With furniture polish?’ ‘Yes.’ ‘Jesus.’ Sophie… — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
“There was, of course, the dildo that I have described (though the device, or the instrument, was what I learned, following Diana,… — Sarah Waters Copy Share Image
To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. — Valerie Solanas Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
“It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Use the indefinite article. A dildo. Never your dildo.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Tiger resists. "WAIT. We're ALL friends HERE. What is it you wanna talk about? SEX? The new DILDO my mom bought me?… — Giorge Leedy Copy Share Image
Just be you darn self girl! Play with you self and enjoy it, don't study nobody, so you using your big dildo… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
