Marshall Thornton

“She looked like a real woman in a city of mannequins.”

— Marshall Thornton

“My disappointment was comfortable, like a blanket.”

— Marshall Thornton

“It's depressing to be so depressed.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Well, if we're done insulting each other I guess we can leave.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Some things were meaner if you said them calmly.”

— Marshall Thornton

“I like a man who comes prepared. (Nick)”

— Marshall Thornton

“Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need to removal.”

— Marshall Thornton

“I hate it when you talk to God. He always agrees with you.”

— Marshall Thornton

“One of the best ways to get promoted, besides sleeping with the right people, is to fail spectacularly.”

— Marshall Thornton

“People say love is the international language. I'd say jealousy and anger are also pretty articulate.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Some days the gym swarms with hot guys; on other days the place could be an old age home.”

— Marshall Thornton

“It's just that there were times when he liked to keep his masturbatory routine old school.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Look," Jason said, "you really need to learn the difference between sex and a thank-you card.”

— Marshall Thornton

“He'd already identified me as a heathen, and I hoped he wouldn't try to change that.”

— Marshall Thornton

“I'm always careful," said Praline, and he was, though he had to admit it never made much difference.”

— Marshall Thornton

“He remembered a film called How to Murder Your Wife, but Martin couldn't think of any movie called How to Murder Your…

— Marshall Thornton

“Then, Jason looked up and asked, "Do you realized that there are more words for penis in English language then there are…

— Marshall Thornton

“This was excitement, and desire, and pleasure. Nothing mattered while you were with a man. Nothing but the man, or men in…

— Marshall Thornton

“My wife threatened to divorce me if I don't lose ten pounds." Given that he could easily lose forty I figured she…

— Marshall Thornton

“She was also single, not a surprise. Her favourite book was the Bible, and she belonged to a number of Catholic groups.…

— Marshall Thornton

“We went to bed at a normal time, and then I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound…

— Marshall Thornton

“In fact, if more people had group sex the world would be a better place. Maybe there'd be less war and stuff.…

— Marshall Thornton

“Vincent inhaled sharply and mumbled something like "oh my God". I wasn't sure what he was oh-my-God-ing about since he was still…

— Marshall Thornton

“He doesn't think you're going to be faithful, does he? Not while he fucks his wife every weekend." "He doesn't fuck her."…

— Marshall Thornton

“I was staring down thirty-five in a few months. While I might have thought forty was old when I was her age,…

— Marshall Thornton

“I would never try to pass for under forty," Martin said. "I look good for forty-eight. If I go around telling people…

— Marshall Thornton

“I said, you're really old." "I'm old? Are you trying to be rude?" Martin wasn't sure because it sounded as though there…

— Marshall Thornton

“Immediately, Carter remembered one of the statistics they'd quoted at The Renewal Center. "The average homosexual male has five hundred sexual partners…

— Marshall Thornton

“So are you doing anything for your anniversary? I mean other than sitting around your backyard with a bottle of wine moping…

— Marshall Thornton

“Um…you’re four blocks away. Why can’t you walk?” “I’m naked.” Sometimes the truth was like a band-aid in need of removal; one…

— Marshall Thornton

“Carter smiled weakly as he took his first sip of Cabernet and found out it didn't taste much like fruit at all.…

— Marshall Thornton

“Everything in a movie completed. Relationships began, they developed and they ended or went on happily forever. All in less than two…

— Marshall Thornton

“ The Ten Commandments As Interpreted by Robin Palmetier 1. Don’t lie. Unless it’s to the police. 2. Don’t cheat your customers.…

— Marshall Thornton

“ Why did people fall in love? he wondered as he watched Rock and Doris pretend to do just that. Obviously, it…

— Marshall Thornton

“If anyone understands what makes a good story God does.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Nice people always make me want to do bad things.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Fuck him with your thunder stick.”

— Marshall Thornton

“It was a bit dramatic. Even for me.”

— Marshall Thornton

“It was simply against his makeup.”

— Marshall Thornton

“Good sex has a way of clouding a man's judgement.”

— Marshall Thornton