You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Follow the deer? Follow the Christ the King. Live pure, speak true,right wrong, Follow the King-- Else, wherefore born? — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to… — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. You step out of the car and it's bedlam.… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
I can skin a deer. I can skin a pig. I can pluck a quail. You name it, I've done it! — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
I like California but I'm dyed-in-the-wool Oklahoma. I see a deer in L.A., and everybody's standing around it taking pictures. Back home,… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
“When was the last time anyone in these parts had been attacked by a bear or a mountain lion? It was possible,… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
I hunt deer because I love the entire process; the preparation, the excitement, and sustained suspense of trying to match my woods… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
I was traveling down the road with a buddy and there's a guy driving around in a jeep with a dead deer… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I know a painting so evanescent that it is seldom viewed at all except by some wandering deer. It is a river… — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which… — George Catlin Copy Share Image
My feet will tread soft as a deer in the forest. My mind will be clear as water from the sacred well.… — Juliet Marillier Copy Share Image
I don't have to take a trip around the world or be on a yacht in the Mediterranean to have happiness. I… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
“The master and mistress of the house and the rest of the Blood -even the Crux himself- brought our food, poured the… — Sarah Micklem Copy Share Image
Then they grow away from the earth then they grow away from the sun then they grow away from the plants and… — Leslie Marmon Silko Copy Share Image
A bear and a deer are both wild animals. We allow the deer to roam in our backyard but we do not… — Ali Sina Copy Share Image
When bow-hunting, you find you get closer to the woodland critters. The flora and the forest floor becomes clearer. You look at… — Fred Bear Copy Share Image
Where once stood the steadfast pines, great, beautiful, sweet, my hand touched raw, moist stumps. All about lay broken branches, like the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
“By the time we got to the store on our pre-Independence Day shopping trip, I had counted no less than twenty-four deer… — Sarah A. Chrisman Copy Share Image
How can you buy or sell the sky, the warmth of the land? The idea is strange to us. If we do… — Chief Seattle Copy Share Image
The deer aren't our prey or our possessions -- they're us. They're us at one point in the cycle of life and… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
An army of lions commanded by a deer will never be an army of lions. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
“The deer that goes too often to the lick meets the hunter at last!” — James Fenimore Cooper Copy Share Image
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Deer are like dogs. Except for Bambi, they're pretty personality-less. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
“Interesting that a deer should appear as a soul in transition in pretty much every corner of western civilization” — Danny Carnahan Copy Share Image
You have to go hunting to know the excitement of seeing someone get their first deer. It's a thrill for them. It… — Patty Hearst Copy Share Image
