Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't eyeball me boy, I see your mother driving up and down the street checking me out. I'll be your step dad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dearest Dad you are always right no matter what. But the only time you are wrong is when you think that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People in Finland have also adopted me because of my dad, and that's great, but it's the one language I can't speak. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a rusty breadknife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know where I would be without my dad. We're going through hard times but he tells me I'm one of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the accidental joys of my writing life has been that I've had some lovely, surprisingly good fortune with readers, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Barack Obama knows that to create an economy built to last, we need to focus on middle-class families. Families who stay up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad traveled a lot, so I only usually saw him on weekends, growing up. His favorite actors in the world were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad encouraged me to quit my job and pursue the life that I am about to have. He got excited with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Harry, despite your privileged insight into Voldemort’s world (which, incidentally, is a gift any Death Eater would kill to have), you have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Dad. Why haven’t you called me? I left you a million messages.” “You left me too many messages. You shouldn’t be calling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Reason why Daughters Love their Dad the most is...That there is at least One man in the world who will never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The main reason why a daughter needs a dad is to show her that not all boys are like the ones that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No, Dad. I’m peculiar.” Then I hung up the phone, and speaking a language I didn’t know I knew, I ordered the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deadbeat dads are full of hatred, vengeance and spite. They plunge their kids into poverty, or deny them middle-class comfort, just to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom is a very warm, typical sort of Jewish-mother type. And my dad has a somewhat, um, different personality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This little boy new how to handle his problem but how did he fine his dads gun in the first place — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad died.Through the great times,I loved him so much.I won't ever forget about you.We all missed you.RIP.I miss you :( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont disappoint ua mom n dad in order to make others pleased... Because those other people did not spend their livesbuilding yours...love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My own dad had given me a terrific gift: he told me, both verbally and by his behavior, that he cared only… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
