I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad was diagnosed with cancer, so we ended up burying him a year to the day that he was diagnosed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know where I would be without my dad. We're going through hard times but he tells me I'm one of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, stop trying to talk like my 16 year old friends do. You're 50 years old & look like a jackass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, sorry the cute things I did as a kid couldn't be shamelessly exploited on YouTube or a reality show... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad treats me like a princess and I will be sure to have a husband that will treat me like a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dearest Dad you are always right no matter what. But the only time you are wrong is when you think that I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's a good question. I don't really remember what it was like before. Whatever I had going on, it was bullshit. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now—" "A telephone,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hamilton awkwardly folded himself into the passenger seat. "Couldn't you get something bigger?" he asked as he banged his knee against the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom and dad - they were always there. They were always on the set. They focused on our family life. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can definitely tell when mum has got money because then she likes to go shopping to spend it, whereas dad is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He described how, as a boy of 14, his dad had been down the mining pit, his uncle had been down the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
