That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, thanks for struggling with your homosexuality long enough to sire me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A dad is someone who teach's you to ride your first bike. Someone who who will make you trying until you achieve… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wondered about her chicken-and-egg relationship with Dad. Which came first? Her helplessness or his controlling? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drugs drugs drugs, some are good, some are bad, drugs drugs drugs, ask your Mom or ask your Dad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing my dad taught me, was how to survive and that was by him not being there. A man made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!" ... "Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy killed a butterfly, dad saidNo butter for u He killed a honeybee, dad said No honey for u. Mom killed a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad, I want you to know that I feel so blessed to have you as my dad. I must say, youre the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin beiber: I wanna have sex with miley cyrus His dad: Why? Justin Beiber: I'm gonna do it really hard and see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This week I realized my dad will make you cry in the store if you make him mad. Also when your crossing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He described how, as a boy of 14, his dad had been down the mining pit, his uncle had been down the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom and dad - they were always there. They were always on the set. They focused on our family life. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my brother & me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
