This was an away-day for the deputy prime minister's staff, who've had a change of responsibilities [on John Prescott's scandalous playing habits...… — Paul Clark Copy Share Image
Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English. — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
“Monogamy is like croquet: you get the hang of it, eventually, but it’s never fun to play.” — W. Nogueira Cury Copy Share Image
If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be! — Cheshire Cat Copy Share Image
So they left the subject and played croquet, which is a very good game for people who are annoyed with one another,… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
You're doing it again. Using reason to argue faith. Can't be done. Like playing croquet with a crochet hook. Sounds something like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things… — David Brooks Copy Share Image
They were adored by the Germans, who thought they were exactly what Englishmen ought to be. They made war look stylish and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A curse on this game. How can you stick at a game when the rules keep on changing? I shall call myself… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
My attitude toward punctuation is that it ought to be as conventional as possible. The game of golf would lose a good… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Once she remembered trying to box her own ears for having cheated herself in a game of croquet she was playing against… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“Get me into the game, Izzy," Cameron said when he reached Isabella at the edge of Hart’s well-groomed lawn. Pairs of ladies… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
So far rich people have been very quiet about the possibility of getting taxes raised on them, but that doesn't mean they… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
My attempts at a lawn. Twice have we had the ground carefully dug up, and prepared; twice it has been sown with… — Bee Dawson Copy Share Image
Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton… — Katharine Sergeant Angell White Copy Share Image
A Grand Design we couldn't see because we were part of it. A Grand Design we only got occasional, fleeting glimpses of.… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Long ago life was clean, sex was bad and obscene, and the rich were so mean. Stately homes for the Lords, croquet… — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
I say, Billy, what’s the use in playing croquet when you’re doomed? He says, Frankie, what’s the use of not playing croquet… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
“It’s a universal truth that nothing spoils a postlunch game of croquet like suspecting the other players of murder.” — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
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