There's a McDonalds in Hong Kong & they're offering couples the opportunity to get married. You can have a McWedding. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In fact, most married couples who live together would be quite happy to only see their partner twice a year, and to… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Love must be free and must have protection for couples, whether they are same-sex or not, each one loves who they choose… — Gloria Trevi Copy Share Image
Couples don't break up anymore. One person just acts like an a hole till the other person can't take it anymore. — Nate Copy Share Image
“And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“It was possible for couples to not discover that they are in profound disagreement over the very fundamentals of life until ten… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them. — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
Having a baby absolutely rocks your world, and couples who have been together for a long time before they have a baby,… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“Arthur and Julie and Mark and Rachel. The Siegels and the Feldmans. It’s not just that we were best friends—we dated each… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Couples counseling gets many couples back together. But not all, and not always. For your own sake and that of your children,… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
“In truth, I was almost certain that plenty of couples in this world were happy together, whether they were fated for one… — C.J. Anaya Copy Share Image
“In truth, they were not given to quarrelling. Many couples who love each other more, quarrel more, and with less politeness.” — George MacDonald Copy Share Image
Long-married couples balance their checkbooks as a substitute for love-making, or they refuse each other love by protesting one another's financial error… — Diana Trilling Copy Share Image
“Thought I couldn't live without you It's gonna hurt when it heals too Even though I really love you I'm gonna smile… — Leona Lewis Copy Share Image
Most couples make the mistake of giving each other the remains of the daythe leftover time after every other relationship and task… — Rhoberta Shaler PhD Copy Share Image
“There was a lot about Kim and J.P. he didn't get… he was confused by their lack of romance. As a father,… — Stewart O'Nan Copy Share Image
To deny an entire group of people the ability to be legal couples is anti-American and anti-freedom. As a devoted husband and… — Chris Kluwe Copy Share Image
